I would second don’t go in without knowing anyone at all— find a kink scene, get to know some folks online, and make plans to meet up at the club. You’ll feel much less awkward than you would flying solo, and you might find someone to make out with. I used to go to a (queer) club with my ex who really enjoyed other…

racists gonna racist

Drake’s Canadian; no doubt he’s already called Pusha to say sooory.

what if you’re a woman proposing to another woman? Like I did to my now-wife.

If your food relies that much on visual props to make a statement, it’s probably not very good food. It’s not even good art because the signifiers make no sense— being “wacky” to get attention is a gimmick & the sign of an amateur.

I’m laugh-crying

I value ascetics. St. Jerome was hardcore.

They tracked out a script typeface. Typographic crimes are the worst crimes.

By all means, Kanye, be water. So that we may flush you down the toilet.

I’M GETTING THE FLOWERS

$2500 seems like a lot of money for 10 bottles of anything.

succubi is the plural.

I don’t eat red meat or chicken for reasons (you can feed more people on grains using the amount of land it takes to raise a lb. of beef; factory farming; if I can’t/won’t kill it with my bare hands, I don’t eat it). However, I have no problem at all with this guy serving venison. He’s doing the planet a world of…

Weirdly, no one tried to make off with the cases of Busch beer.

...he’s not even old enough to know that “69" is the absolute worst sex position there is.

He lives on Long Island? Entirely unrelated, but I just remembered that the Long Island serial killer still hasn’t been caught.

Damn, guess I’ll have to go back to using ChristianFriendFinder for my downlow hookups.

MJB is like a fine wine, just getting better as she gets older. <3

Antoni’s doing it for the straight female gaze.

Who serves bubbly in something other than a coup or a flute? How déclassé!