It may certainly be proven false. However, the original story itself is literally the same thing. “Police say that...” is the way these stories read. We tend to assume they’re true, and they’re definitely not always true. The “police say...” version of the Uvalde shooting is a good example. Major’s attorney…

Well, if that description of the police trying to lead the alleged victim in her allegations is true, it reminds me of a Katt Williams bit, in which he describes police questioning a woman, who describes hitting her guy and knocking him out and their response was “yes, but as he collapsed unconscious, did one of his…

Occam’s razor: Kylie rolled out of bed, had not yet met her quota of daily word vomit, spent 30 minutes typing out drivel, and skimmed some headlines to link without doing any research whatsoever, as per usual. It is pretty hilarious to link an article that directly contradicts everything you’re saying. But this…

So much online hay was made in the runup to the first movie about it being tailor-made for MRAs and alt-right incel loners and there was so much hand-wringing about how it was going to inspire some surge in copycat theater shootings….and then it opened and fucking nothing happened except it made a billion dollars and…

She’s doing her best to be a click generator. But this is pretty silly.

Who might have caught that Kylie doesn’t know what “neoliberal” means?

Or the need for an editor?

Yes, duh. I want him to dick me down. 

You sound a wee bit jealous Emily.

Anyone notice that the minute he started dating a non famous woman he literally fell off the face of the earth? This is the first story I’ve seen about him in months. He used to be EVERYWHERE! 

I only know about who Pete is dating from this website. Y'all  don't have to write about him at all you know. 

Ariana was the one who initiated the relationship with Pete. She met him on SNL and later had her manager give him her number. She was the one always grabbing at him, leaning on him and posing when pictures were snapped. He looked uncomfortable. Kate Beckinsale was seen flirting heavily with Pete at the Golden Globes.…

Certainly none of these women, especially the press shy Kim Kardashian, could be responsible for the paps. It must be Pete, who you refer to as a “schmuck”. JFC, this site just continues to crater to new depths every week. And I’m not even a Davidson fan, but holy hell.

Plus I don’t know about in the early going, but it seems to me most of the more recent relationships are the result of women reaching out to him.  Kardashian in particular said she just wanted to hook up with the guy.  

“What we don’t like is the idea that you might be using hot women as a vehicle for amassing more clout.”

Pete isn’t chasing clout, he’s buried under an avalanche of it emanating from the women he’s dated.

Lol. You assholes are so mad that some people find him attractive. 

Not sure Pete Davidson needs to court the paparazzi at this point. Or that he’s more likely to be doing it than Kim Kardashian.

Is that him setting up the paparazzi, or the more famous women doing it to show off their boy toy? Nothing about his behavior indicates it’s him. On the other hand, many of those women stars have repeatedly publicized their flings and relationships.

Wait, so Jezebel is blaming Pete Davidson for orchestrating a “blatant publicity campaign” and not, say, Kim MFing Kardashian? Or are you saying that him getting his picture taken with another famous person in public places like courtside at NBA games (and then Jezebel constantly reporting on it) is some sort of…