My sense was that she meant it as satire.....and it was funny.

She’s from Canada

Nobody believes you banged her hot friend. Truthfully, nobody believes she exists.

Maybe we could take back that 1.5 trillion we just gave to millionaires (plus maybe another 2 trillion from them in even higher taxes) They were given tax cuts in order to raise wages and they decided to do stock buybacks and hoard it instead (which is what they’ve been doing for 40 years now, during this ridiculous…

Ford and I are a lot alike. We don’t really have any good ideas at the moment, but damn if we can’t find the worst possible idea for any situation.

You talked your fiance out of buying a FoST? Is this Bizarro Jalopnik?

Gas is going up again? Guess I’d better head on down to Ford and buy a Foc- wait, what? They stopped what now? Really? Now why on earth would they- Oh? But.. but what doesn’t make any sense. They had to have known! They had to!

Why is talking about the reality of what Black women face anti-Black male? We are always told we’re being divisive when we talk about what’s going on. It’s a great way to silence us and nothing has to change. This has nothing to do with white people and what they want.

It’s a testament to safety standards that this convertible fell seven stories and not only was the driver not killed instantly, but the car looks like it’s simply been in a front end collison. Amazing. I hope the driver is ok.

long live the ridgeline. the truck that fits 90 percent of the populations needs

What’s dumber is the backup camera is only required on vehicles under a certain weight. So box trucks don’t need them but subcompacts do.

In Indiana, you can’t buy a car on a Sunday. In the same vein as how you can’t buy carry-out beer on Sunday. Because GOD. Or something.

Requiring alcohol to be stored outside of the passenger compartment.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Holy shit.

You’re the one who hit the gator in his S2K, right?

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

Cool! In 2060, the store will remain a static, historic reminder of 2017 construction methods and architecture, due to the inability to upgrade anything inside the building.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Advanced sarcasm.

The truth is, most driving is boring these days, regardless of what you’re driving. The daily traffic-riddled commute, popping out for groceries, etc. I do those things in a highly entertaining car, and they still aren’t exactly what I’d call fun.