Not sure if this is up your alley, but Hot Fuzz? It’s basically Die Hard set in the English country side. Galaxy Quest and Groundhog Day are also my favs.

“Indeed, all political dialogue from start to finish was conducted at a third grade level.”

Axe is actually my preferred propellant for my potato cannon, so the fact this happened make a lot of sense to me. 

SO many people do not understand that no law requires you to have collision insurance, which is what this kind of rating applies to. If your car is worth less than a few years’ worth of collision insurance payments, then don’t buy collision insurance! Buy liability only.

Meanwhile, insurance companies pocket BILLIONS of dollars a year in profits, find any excuse they possibly can to deny claims (in many cases putting their customers in financial ruin), and provide no tangible benefit to their consistently rising costs. Fuck, I mean, you don’t even get a t-shirt. Many of these places…

It’s not an investment for the insured. But that doesn’t change the fact I paid into a government supported extortion scheme that finds new and inventive ways to make sure they keep our money and make us pay more. I will never, not once, defend an insurance company since, like banks, they do their level best to screw…

It’ll be a series about Picard working on his biography, and his editors keep fighting him because he keeps adding bits about having superpowers that allow him to instantly make the clothes of any woman he see’s fall off.

Hubby's going to beat your ass. At this point, if you maintain contact, I wouldn't blame him. 

After having my own apartment for seven years and having enough $$ to have a dog for at least as long, I finally adopted a doggo yesterday! Her name is BB and she is very cute and loving. She even came potty trained! Her only “flaw” is some separation anxiety, so I’m a bit anxious about work on Monday, but I have a…

My cat’s named Schrodinger. And that’s either the best cat name or it isn’t.

I’ll tell the truth: I’ve always wanted to have one professional photo done that was ruthlessly, shamelessly altered until I look like what I always thought I should, given some fantasy genetic redo, torturous workout routine, professional makeup, etc. Just to have it in some form, you know?

Sounds like fun. I might try it soon.

I like the idea of chex mix instead of bread crumbs!

Just because a dog is wearing a vest, patch, or harness claiming it’s a service animal doesn’t mean it really is a service animal. There are no laws or regulations that identify service animals, and there are a lot of self-absorbed individuals with pets who claim they are service animals with the use of vest, patches,…

What’s your favorite fast food burger?

And I’d rather sit through a Klingon wedding than another default wedding.

One more word: fluffing

Did field work in Costa Rica and could not wear any repellent because I was handling frogs. In each of two visits, I found that the mosquitos liked my field assistant much better than me. As long as I kept him within about 5 feet, the mosquitos wouldn’t bite me.

And this Ashtray, the paddle game, the remote control and these matches. And the lamp, and THATS ALL I NEED! 

So much less than I used to thanks to increased reliability.