I am a mod on a great fun facebook group called The Facebook Bird Misidentification Page and it’s a hoot! Nearly 20.000 members, and 99.8% of us are irreverent, witty, sassy, sarcastic and caring folk. It’s a humor site, and we mod it pretty well for no politics, no trolls, and no gross stuff. The pix and cartoons are…

Marshall Mathers, aka The Real Slim Shady aka Moosh really was a helluva dog. He was not always a really Good Boy, but he was always a pretty Great Dawg. We had a lot of years together, and he had a very good life. Thank you for your thoughts, he probably would have liked you too :)

I love the DeHoeGee, my friend had a lovely muttley for many years named MahDogDuh. I lost my bestest bonded pal Marshall aka Moosh last June- I’m kinda sorta maybe truly dog shopping. For a perfect dog, a smart dog, a nice dog, ok, My Dog, Duh. You really can’t hunt them down, they just appear in your life when it’s…

Thank you for this article, it explains a lot to me. I am 62, female, and have a rock solid good driving record. I drove semis for years, never lost a point on my license. My pickup truck is 25 years old and worth about $800.00 on a good day. , I don’t drive many miles anymore, and I pay over $400.00 a year for the…

Did y’all ever ponder the number of hours in your life you’ve spent doing pure Girly Things? Like makeup, and shaving, and plucking, and shopping for perfect bras to make your boobs look bigger or smaller or perkier? And let’s be honest: Have you ever woke up with a new man in your bed to him saying ‘Holy Shit, that’s…

Chex worked perfect! Smooshed to fine crumbs in a ziplock baggie with a rolling pin. Just the right kinda salty, no soggy lumps like bread, and a great flavor. (I’m still putting ketchup on meatloaf sammys of course) :)

I learned how to make meatloaf in my crockpot! Granted, I don’t make a lot of meatloafs but this one is AWESOME! A couple lbs of ground beef. No breadcrumbs, instead I crushed most of a bag of Chex Mix. Homemade salsa, homemade BBQ sauce, and a splash of the cheap beer I had in my hand. I laid it on top of a million…

Would it be considered gauche to inquire just how much it costs to shave your pussy in the Big City? (I am a bumpkin, with my own set of clippers)

I am an old school woman and live way out in the desert boonies. Currently have a 25 yr old Dodge Ram pickup, one of the 1st automatics I’ve ever owned. No bedcover or shell, so half my forever carries are in the bed in the weather. ALWAYS: In the bed is a shovel and a short hunk of chainlink fence for digging out of…

Dear PWaP, you don’t mention your age, but I suspect you[re probably pretty young, or at least your attitude is. The Doc here was nice to you while telling you some real truths: I may not be quite as nice while telling you what I’ve learned as a woman working in a bunch of different ‘men’s fields’. (Briefly- I’m now…

I’ve used AdBlockerPlus for so long that it shocks me that certain sites ask me to disable it. I can glance up right this second and see that it is blocking THIRTY FOUR ads on this page right now- ain’t nobody got time for this shit. The day Gawker Media/Kinja tells me I MUST disable or I can’t read them.. is the day…

Happy B-day, mine is day after tomorrow. We share NO things in common with our Orange Fearful Leader, I swear.

I love chickens! This little guy is definately a rooster chick, and I fear it’s pretty much impossible to train them not to crow. BUT.. years ago as part of my vet schooling I worked for a huge animal hospital in So Cal and assisted in a surgical de-crowing of a beloved suburbian rooster. It was a total success, quick…

While we’re at it, fuck bras too. And shaving. And makeup, and all hair appliances and most hair products. Damn it’s good to be old! And comfy!

They have gorgeous stuff, it makes my old sloppy-dressing self’s tongue hard. Unfortunately, I am a Poor. Like seriously totally truly desperately POOR. My clothes are all hand-me-downs or thrift store or yard sale aquisitions, seriously. 1 to 5 dollars is the most I’ve spent on a piece of clothing in say, maybe 10…

I am jazzed- Friday I tried something I’ve never done before in all my years of crockpottery. I made lasagna! I read a recipe, looked at some pix, bought lasagna noodles and grated fresh Italian cheeses. Then threw out all the measurement and ingredient lists, grabbed some of my frozen stock marinara sauce and…

I’m with you on the freedom of movement for working with animals! I’m a mostly retired horse trainer, which means I’m actually spending more time on the ground than in the saddle. I walk a lot, with horses, my dogs, gardening or yardworking, or just walkabouts in my desert. I’m also chubby, very late middle aged, and…

I’m watching West Wing for the very first time this month- a dear pal mailed me the entire 7 seasons on disk for Xmas so I am binging. Having the DVDs is great as my internet is rural, expensive, and capped so no Netflix, sigh. I try not to be too political, but the show is really absorbing and well written and acted,…

Thanks Ziggy! But please don’t call me sir, for I am an old broad lol. (Really- I’ve been commenting on Jez for years, and the ibmagz is short for Maggie, or Magz) I vote big YEA for a crockpot for you, wherever you are you may also find one cheap at a thrift store and crockpots ROCK. You can toss about anything in a…

Thank you for this. When I saw a mention of it elsewhere earlier my instant reaction was outrage, then confusion, and finally ‘This must be a joke, right?’ Your article gave me some depth, and some links for follow up reading.