Then he’s got to explain how his “Greatest Generation” managed to be such entirely shitty parents.

That older lady was just thinking of herself, like the asshole in the story was. They were in her way, so putting them in the street fixed that.

Exactly. I hate these scooters and sometimes find the people riding them annoying, and you know what? I’ve never once thought about trying to booby-trap the fucking scooters to teach someone a “lesson.”

These e-scooters are so ugly... Instead we’ll pave a 20ft wide path through your neighborhood and then park my 3000 lb sled on it directly in front of your house.

Cool, next time your car is in the way or slightly inconveniences me I’ll take the same idea and just have it towed and make you rescue it. Hope you enjoy that!

How about we don’t mess with private property at all!  What a fucking novel concept.  

“How dare people scoot around my city! You’ll take a 3000 lb sled for all your short trips around our urban center and you’ll like it!”

How did you come up with $70?  Article says $1400 in damage and 140 scooters had their brakes cut so that’s $10 per scooter.  Seems about right for a brake cable.  

man surrounded by car parked in every random way possible, including blocking sidewalk he’s walking on:

Try stopping by putting your foot down at 15mph and let me know how that works out for you...

Because this crime is some straight-up Boomer bullshit. Endangering the lives of strangers because you don’t like the way an affordable method of transit looks on the sidewalks in your neighborhood? Peak Boomer dickhead selfishness. You would literally never see a Millennial do something like this. We’d just find…

No charges for putting people’s lives in danger?  Seriously?

I saw an older lady throwing them into the street because they were blocking the sidewalk. Didn’t make a ton of sense to me. If the problem is then being in the way what have you really accomplish? There were other places to throw them in throwing distance.

Wait, you’re wondering if a news outlet would use the word “millennial” in a story about a young person? Are you familiar with news outlets?

It’s just like a baby boomer to think that making something more dangerous and annoying than already is will resolve the problem. Congratulations, you played yourself.

This guy is a psychopath, and any empathy for his motivation is out the door when you stop to realize that his motivation actually isn’t that he just hates e-scooters, because if that’s the case he would VISIBLY deface them.

Screw this guy. You may not like the scooters, fine. Cutting brake lines is total BS. He deserves to have the whole library thrown at him not just the book.

Fucken boomers. Always willing to trade the health of someone else for their own convenience (e.g. the climate).

the easiest way to make a boomer angry is to accurately describe their behavior

“not all boomers”