Many if not all of the advantages of crossovers are also disadvantages. They’re marketed as advantages and we’re upset that people fell for it. From your list:

Damn, where’s a journalist when you need one?

Cool.  Keep liking your own posts.

After that press conference, DeTrumpeau acknowledged there was a corruption problem in Washington, but, of course, not one that involved him in any way. “A lot of it’s the Deep State bureaucrats. A lot of it’s the Democrats,” he said. 

Yet, none of the other neighbors managed to shoot the rightful owners of their mixed-up apartments. Cops aren’t necessarily bad, but Amber Guyger isn't one of the "good apples."

This wouldn’t have happened if so many white people weren’t scared of any black person they see and if cops weren’t conditioned to shoot first and ask questions later. It was technically an accident but it probably wouldn’t have happened if she wasn’t a white cop or he wasn’t a black man.

To me if her tears are genuine or not doesn’t matter. She can be genuinely remorseful and feel guilty as fuck that doesnt change whether she is guilty in the eyes of the law. She shot a man in his own home. 

Google “Tubular bike tires”

Anyone care to explain what “rolling” a tire is?

Its like the boy who cried wolf except there really was a wolf eating sheep every time and nobody ever did anything about it and then just stopped listening to the boy entirely and didn't give a shit that the village's sheep were being eaten.

Can’t believe deadspin is doing tropes now/s

Just glad to see Kushner is making all that peace in the Middle East happen. Is anyone else tired of all the winning?!

Apartheid state does apartheid.

Ah, yes. The encouraging “he’s not paralyzed” tweet. Ain’t footbaw swell?

Kneeling during the anthem gets you permanently ejected for endangering people's feelings, so there’s that...

I thought “hacked” meant someone got wasted and drunkenly posted on the internet, blaming everything on this alleged hacker the next morning.

I went to Tennessee, which is quite fond of its large, well-disciplined, and staggeringly, staggeringly uncreative marching band (that’s not the fault of the actual band members, of course, unless they spend a lot of time asking the director if they can go a bit crazy this week and do four Sousa marches instead of…

I’m not terribly surprised an Ivy League school is doing a bit of pearl-clutching when they see CUMB where they don’t want it. 

I’m a former newspaper photographer, and have covered more high school football games than I care to remember. And this looks like somebody applied a redeye filter on the photo without checking the results. You can tweak the filters to make the eyes look natural, but that obviously didn’t happen here. This is shot…

Brown’s reaction upon reading the headline.