Imagine being the type of person to have a mullet without having a sense of humor about it

You are an idiot trying to defend this. You state that there are vehicles on the island (this is true), but then try to twist it as “oh, it’s just a normal thing”, which it is not.

They only use motorized vehicles when absolutely necessary, and during season only for an emergency. Off-season, yes the vehicle count goes…

Calling Mike Pence’s Yuxon XL a trash truck is valid only while he’s in it.

But why does it need to be by Bluetooth? So you can activate the sports exhaust from your house? What benefit is that over a dial/switch/knob/button/drawstring?

I’m a Michigan grad and fan, but I’ve never understood the expectations for this program. They were 12-0 back in 1997.. since then they’ve lost 2 or more games EVERY year and their best season in “recent” memory was 11-2 in Brady Hoke’s first season in 2011. This was a team that was famous under Schembechler for…

Everyone seems to missing some key elements of the first story - that they were in a lease-to-buy deal and one partner has changed her mind. It’s possible that she needs to accept that she can’t have an SUV. It was probably a bad idea to lease in the first place, but it’s a lot less stupid if they were planning on…

Considering Boomers are the reason the car market is fucked. Probably a boomer

The fucking was IN THE ROOM THE ENTIRE TIME!

This kind of reminds me of the time that Obama defended that African American college professor who was arrested by a racist Cambridge cop for trying to enter his own home. And then the media and the public went ballistic and Obama ended up having to invite them both to the white house for “a beer” and get photos of…

I want to set the record straight. I THOUGHT the CHILD was a PROSTITUTE.

don’t have sex with kids.  can not stress this enough

Maybe you should unionize.  It’ll be a lot harder for them to export your talent than the assembly line workers.  You’ll probably get another good 10-15 years there before they outsource your job due to having priced yourself out of the market.

I am generally puzzled by this, can you help me understand?

Hold that thought. Detroit style deep dish pizza is amazing and worthy of preservation. There’s probably a lot of other cool crap there too.

I wonder if they’d have as easy a time getting up there, though. While many don’t entirely live up to it, we are talking about a class that originated as an off-road configuration able to deal with uneven terrain, so even soccer mom versions may be able to mount a curb faster or with less determination from a driver.

This is exactly why the NFL never should’ve started down this path in the first place. Their policy from day one should’ve been “Once the courts reach a decision, we’ll figure out what to do”. The NFL is objectively terrible at handling these things, even moreso than the justice system. Anything and everything they do…

Italian soccer also has a creativity problem. Every time there’s an article about Italian soccer people being racist as fuck, it always involves a banana. 

I don’t know if I’d give him the benefit of sophistry, at least Sophists, traditionally, were skilled at using language tricks without actually resorting to logical fallacies.

“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.