/John Harbaugh checks phone

First off, you’ve now disproved your original point: There’s apparently neither blatant favoritism of blacks or blatant favoritism of women on this site if commentors can switch gears like that.

I don’t seek out echo chambers.

The 18,000 vote margin sounds pretty big until you see that more than 1.8 million votes were cast. So basically a 1 percentage point difference between the pros and the cons. And in Wayne County (where Detroit is), the measure passed by 5.4 percentage points.

Hey Ryan, actually - as a resident of Midtown Detroit, who frequently finds himself Downtown on a Friday night, followed by somewhere in New Center a few hours later... I think this is a great step in the right direction! That’s 3 miles I don’t feel like walking!

The goal is to make Alexa smarter. So hopefully soon Alexa will just start hearing my sex noises and play music for me without being asked.

Then Amazon knows you had sex and starts suggesting products. And makes a recording of your sex noises to store them on their server. Then every year at the Christmas party they play the “Alexa Sex Bloopers” tape.

Who the fuck steals worms? YOU CAN DIG THEM FROM THE GROUND.

People go to the KMart and steal nightcrawlers. They steal worms.

I grew up in Appalachia. Southern Appalachia. I now live in New England. Every time I pay an crazy amount in taxes or the like, I remember that my high school graduating class had 172 people in it and 11 went to college. I remember that people smoked in line at the grocery store, bank, doctor’s office, every where. It…

You got racism out of that? Seems like a reach.

LOL yes mocking a sports organization for ignoring hockey is now racist, holy hell

I mean, you hate to say it, but the Patriots aren’t exactly in the wrong here. Pretty sloppy work by the NYT. Giving ammo to Trump/the right with these kind of unforced errors is bad optics.

JEEBS!

In Bloomberg’s squeeze tests, hands did the job quicker, but the device was slightly more thorough.

No, that guy dies of thirst, sitting on his barstool, waiting for power to come back on, with a carton of almond milk in the fridge that he can’t drink because it’s the wrong flavor.

Just picture some poor rich asshole in silicon valley sitting in his kitchen during a power outage. He has the juice bag in front of him, and he’s staring at a machine that will turn that bag in to juice. That machine will not work because he has neither power, nor the required internet connection.

Forced to choose, I’d prefer to hang out with Marshawn, but both he and Gronk seem like fun guys.

20% in one year is a lot. Oil didn’t hit $100/barrel overnight back in 2008-2012.

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.