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Unwrapped loose candy corn.

Unwrapped loose candy corn.

Weird that the NRA hasn’t come out and condemned this statement and situation. They are supposed to protect law abiding citizens rights to own a gun.

Anyone who has a “passion to provide a functional recreational area for all first families to enjoy” is a piece of human garbage.

I cannot begin to imagine why Infiniti isn’t extremely successful...oh wait there’s literally an ad on this page for a QX80 for $679 a month with $6,800 down on a 39 month lease. $850 a month is fucking insane.

Yeah I agree. In general sending a note isn’t going to make me like you more. But if you send a note that makes you sound like an idiot or a suckup then I am going to like the candidate less. 

I end up interviewing a lot of people at my job. I would say less than 10% send a thank you note, although they may be sending one to the recruiter. By the time they leave the interview I have already made up my mind, and getting (or not getting) a note isn’t going to change my decision.

I got picked up by a Lyft driver in a Charger and I was embarrassed for the guy. It was such a terrible interior, it felt like riding in the back of a cop car from 1995.

If it's the fault of the apartment layout why haven't any of the neighbors also killed someone? 

Pros ride tubular tires which are basically a tire and the inner tube combined into one piece. That whole thing gets glued to the rim, and they can rip off in certain circumstances.

I recall the same thing happening at Bottled Blonde in Chicago a couple of years ago. They received a lot of backlash for it, but it’s pretty clear they still have the same attitude from their Google reviews. Lots of mentions of the bouncers only letting white people in.

I have a similar question - I will likely be well under the mileage on my lease (I am about 2/3 of the way through the lease and 1/3 of the mileage). Is it worth it to keep it under or should I just take a bunch of road trips?

Uh you don’t get to wash away the stench of the entire failure of the franchise after one win and one tie.

In Utah it just became legal to have sex outside of marriage this year. 

I’ve seen that picture a dozen times and this is the first time I noticed how weird his droopy-ass boots are. Also I have lost the ability to tell if it is the photoshopped version where the scarf is insanely gigantic or the regular version where the scarf is...also insanely gigantic.

I sincerely hope the “poop towel” is really just a hand towel used to dry the buttcheeks after using a bidet. At no point should anything with actual poopy on it be anywhere in your house other than the garbage can or plumbing.

Being more like the NBA is about the best thing that any sports league could do. 

Salt Lake City: People merging onto the freeway at 40 miles per hour, and driving at night with no headlights on. I think that’s it - people here are pretty darn nice.

Exactly - everyone who is wondering why this is an issue and saying that they should be allowed to keep it doesn’t understand that the money didn’t appear out of thin air - it was transferred from another account. 

After driving past it 1,000 times growing up, that knights inn is cemented in my mind as basically the shittiest place you could ever spend the night. Outside of everything else that is fucked up about that video it blows my mind a former NBA player would ever step foot in there 

That’s missing the picture from the DNC: