Okay, who else read the headline and immediately thought Brooke Shields died?

Medical professional here(Nurse): Let me clue you in on a small fact you aren’t likely to see @ the top of of an article when you go on your hours long “omg this shit’s gonna kill me” bender online for every single medicine. They can all do horrible things to you. Will they? Not likely. If 1 out of 100,000 tests…

The texture of raw chicken is extremely off putting. It’s just nasty. Like, fibrous and chewy jello. Just no. Raw beef is at least somewhat consistent with rare cooked beef. Raw fish has a better texture than most cooked fish.

[Remembers the one time that he, in his 23 year old innocence, took the chicken breast off of his roommate’s George Foreman Grill a minute early and decided “This will be fine to eat for dinner,” then had to leave work at 11 AM the next day because he literally doubled over in pain at his desk and couldn’t see…

Rude.

how does that help me be self-righteous on the internet tho

Isn’t it funny how Step #1 in all of these success stories is to be born to wealthy parents? You’d almost think that was an advantage or something. 

This note is indeed from the letter-writer, in case anyone needed confirmation.

Noted law-abiding rabbi chases money changers with whip, overturns table in law-abiding rampage. 

Reticulating Splines!

a spline is a particular kind of curve!

You ever find it weird that they decided the universal symbol of their religion was going to be the device the Romans used to torture the shit out of their peaceful god and his most devout followers?  Seems unhealthy to me.

Thank you for sharing.

Don’t act like you’ve never cooked the books.

“...and the thought of anything happening to her (let alone from someone in the family)...”

As someone (male) who was molested from the age of ~10 to ~13, thank you for writing this. It’s next to impossible for children to know that what’s happening isn’t right, especially when it comes from an authority figure, and I’m very glad you didn’t shrug it off.

If one of my daughters were to tell me something like this, my first instinct would be to grab the sharpest or heaviest instrument I could find and annihilate the perpetrator.

It is always the little details.

You saw their lists? You read “Fuck It, Let’s Rate Religions” and thought it was a sincere article?

I think he was slightly less lame than comment after comment below parroting some blog’s opinion that he was “playing Jim Carrey’s Riddler” as though each commenter came up with that themselves