the key is to never feel “in” something. that way you can never be left out!

You’ll be glad of a wall when it shields you from the Rad Wastes of the Cursed Earth!

The President is creating opportunities for entrepreneurs, particularly those that steal scrap metal.

Ironically, your description of men as whiny little babies is most derogatory statement about men I’ve heard in a long time.

This reminds me of the conversation I used to have with my parents when I was a child.

I *WAS* going to spend the day butt-hurtedly complaining about the lack of a Men’s Day, but now I suppose I’ll have to start planning for November instead.

Nah, the correct answer is always Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, so I can send my shadow clone to work and I can stay home and play video games all day.

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines

At least half of my Lifehacker comments are just me being comically insane, albeit typically in response to the demanding style of the article titles.

Tell you what... When someone does it better, faster or cheaper I’ll consider it. Until then, pound sand.

Honestly I’ve embraced it. We have a main unit in our dinning room and three dots in the bedroom. I make my grocery list just by looking in my fridge and pantry and telling it what I need to buy. I add calendar entries to our family calendar just by talking. I get the weather, time, a news brief and my calendar of…

A student ID is more akin to a keycard lanyard issued to employees for access to a government building.

Bobby Newport

I appreciate the sentiment, but also am extremely dubious at the idea that a teen boy isn’t watching porn based on the amount he’s willing to report his use to his mom.

Yep, probably just like the content moderators for Facebook.
https://web.archive.org/web/20121014120019/http://gawker.com/5885714/inside-facebooks-outsourced-anti%2Bporn-and-gore-brigade-where-camel-toes-are-more-offensive-than-crushed-heads

As a suburban, former mid-western, still white but not really a kid anymore...i disagree. She strikes me more as what was thought “the type” for late 80's to late 90's. Which is the time frame Trump still kinda wishes it still currently (i think). Consider your Baywatches, your Jenna Jameson’s, your Kelly Bundy’s.

lol

Unfortunate but probably true.

HOT TAKE: Hot coffee is not drinkable and burns my mouth. A warm coffee that has been sitting out for a bit is better.

Ah, Wikipedia, the friend of all curious scaredy cats (myself included).