This is a sad story but not at all related to Nazi Germany.

Died because of no bendable plastic straws?

I’m afraid they already exist!

Aren’t you familiar with the thing we do on the left where if it’s not a 100% solution we should forget it and move on?

I’m... so sorry. 

username checks out

::LONGEST UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE EVER RECORDED::

...Why?

Courtesy of Atmosphere:

Do you see?

Yo if your maple syrup has any thickness at all you need to buy better maple syrup.

I always just boil hot dogs for dinner. What does the sous vide setup add that you can’t get simmering them?

Here let me take a stab at it:

Did you ever resolve whether you are the one and true MBC?

Also, no one is doing TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT anymore. You could at least upgrade to the Twitter screenshot format. 

This how now come to pass.

They also don’t parcook their fries, which is the real problem.

But still falls in line with other finer fast food chains.

The Texas Bakeshop Massacre?

For most parents I know, the point of spanking is pain. Like striking a dog.

I guess we’re stuck with dueling anecdotes in a months-old Kinja post.

If you’re sending a kid to their room and they’re playing with their stuff, you’re doing it wrong.

o wow u no those kids that seems super unlikely but here we are

They’re legally allowed to be on the road, too.