So like, dudes leave kids in their cars too.

What is the point of physical punishment if it doesn’t hurt? The pain is the deterrent.

Time outs suck because instead of continuing to have fun, they are not allowed to have fun. Or do anything, really. This is especially true when the time out is done where they’re still aware of people doing stuff in the room.

If I…

Right? If only there was a service provider who could bring — or “deliver” — the goods you purchased to you.

I... think you aren’t actually describing spanking at this point. If you’re going to employ physical discipline, but also it’s not going to hurt, then it’s not physical discipline anymore. Just do a time out. That’s an intervention too.

It is expensive though. What are you proposing? Are they obligated to give away free rooms? Is this a “property is theft” thing?

You’re broadly correct, but to say “no one was abducted” in the 70's and 80's is demonstrably false. No one you know was abducted. That’s an anecdote.

I’ve wondered this too. I guess you might end up with too much oil from the peels? Or too much pith? I would say just do it, and then report back.

The word “scary” - what is a scary movie, to you? I guess I agree it was more dread-inducing. But what is scary?

How do you spank them without hitting them?

If you liked the VVitch you’ll like Hereditary.

She had disabilities?

You totally called the summoning of King Paimon?

I thought the whole setup for those last 20 minutes made them absolutely worth it.

Most places where they “actually cook meat” would disagree with your assessment.

That’s probably the right call but also, ::deep shudder::

It’s very simple. So simple, in fact, that to describe it in any length here is totally unnecessary and borders on vulgarity. Just know that the process is not subjective and even if you have a ratio of J:PB that you personally enjoy, you could still be wrong from a technical viewpoint. 

I’m talking about PB&J, my dude.

So many factually incorrect statements in such a short comment.

Too much J, wrong flavor of J, low quality J, J(elly) when you really wanted J(am). Too little J.

You’re joking, but there’s definitely a wrong way and a best way to make a PB&J