The Best Coconati - oz. Benedictine e. 1 dash Aromatic b. <1 oz. Cranberry d. .5 oz. Lemon c. .75 oz. Iteloun d. 2 dashes Juponged Slipes i. Stir/Strain/Coupe/No garnish

when you clearly meet the basic requirements like personability (see: “nice guys,” who I guess can be compared to the well- or overqualified person who loses out on a job to an eye candy hire

r/inceltears

No it’s fine. In this case, the hill is Blade memes and skating is trying to get people to stop sending them to him.

Thanks, GalvaTron Guy.

c’mon man would you deny them the joy you so obviously take in calling other people out on their transgressions?

Best of both worlds, man.

“Beatings will continue until morale improves.”

Please see steeb’s response downthread.

Or something like - just remember SLICE:

Spicy Lads Identify Capsaicin Externally

Bingo.

The trick is to cut it in half, and then dice it, and then prepare your dish, and then taste your dish. And then if the dish is hot you had a hot pepper.

Also I’ve heard that jalapenos with external striations tend to be hotter but I don’t know if that’s true or not.

Okay wait so if it smells spicy then it’s spicy... but if it doesn’t smell spicy then it’s not spicy? Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember this? Can it incorporate the phrase “Spicy Lads” somehow?

Yeah but their nuggets are on point.

Probably true, although this time they clearly didn’t search until they found an excuse for an arrest.

“profit”

You need a license and a checkup to drive a car...

Okay so the real picture is the smiling one and the non-smiling one was faked?

Woah, really?

You can just eat the roasted marshmallow and experience an 80% improvement over your standard s’more.

Y’know it just occurred to me you could take this a step further and color code some of the less obvious bulk pantry items. Like a blue sticker on the granulated sugar and a red sticker on the flour; then the illustrated instructions would depict those same stickers. I guess you’d have to put a piece of colored tape…