Is there something about margarine that makes it work where butter would not?

Certainly you aren’t suggesting that by virtue of its location and low, low pricing that it’s not on the same level as the other digs?

pfffffffft c’mon with this

actually i’m up in an ivory tower and i can see everything hello i see you i’m waving

Ah, the lease-back.

U-Haul is pretty good, especially for speciality boxes. I definitely bought the bulk of mine online though.

If you don’t have cash for the whole down payment without selling your house, you kind of have to wait until you have a contract on your sale before you can demonstrate that you’ll have the money to make a purchase.

Also when you rent you can’t put holes in the walls. But then also when you rent you aren’t out 12k when you need a new HVAC system.

Okay that’s not crazy, no. Are you sure they only put 3% down?

3% down is incredibly low. Are you sure about that? Are the houses you’re looking at crazy expensive?

Shell out for moving supplies. Buy boxes from Amazon, and go ahead and get the 500 sheet pack of newsprint. I wrapped tons of glasses and tchotchkes and the only thing I broke happened after everything was unwrapped and it was a piece of furniture.

And if you’re moving in August then... stay hydrated.

Yeah, or if the previous owner was eligible for a lot of tax exemptions (over 65 widow of a veteran, for example) then be prepared to pay a lot more than they did.

A healthy dose of perspective might help you see the difference between trading in novelty recipes and trading in opportunistic human misery.

What do you mean?

No, firing wasn’t necessary. Also “trap music is today’s popular music” is super reductive and accurate only when viewed pretty narrowly.

You can, at least in the mobile app, tell Spotify not to play songs tagged as explicit. Something I would definitely do in a workplace setting.

According to several vegans I know, the meal should just consist of Oreos because “omg being vegan is so easy did u no oreos are vegan!!!”

Step outside and we’ll right this wrong.

Only one of those is actually the appropriate response. If it’s a regular coffee shop and not a novelty “this is a place where we do swears” coffee shop, they should defer to the broadest possible range of customers. No f-bombs on the PA is pretty standard practice.

What’s the science behind this?