A communist is someone who makes reasonable arguments and presents them in a measured, non-confrontational tone.

Well since there’s nothing about those two things that’s similar other than the broad concept of a line, I’m not even sure how that applies.

The point is that a graduation ceremony is already long, and they already take measures to reduce the amount of disruption. Like asking people to hold their applause until the…

lmao no this is never true

In the infinite realities that stretch before us, in every timeline birthed in every dimension, there is still none where the fruit malt is regarded with anything but scorn.

COM. MU. NIST.

Doing it in the cafeteria (after scoring an especially awesome plate of steak fingers?) isn’t holding up thousands of graduates and their thousands of family members in an already overlong and soul-deadening graduation ceremony.

Have you seen the footage?

Find the other kids up there dancing who didn’t get ushered off and you have a case, yeah.

Not on stage with thousands of other students. Celebrate anywhere else.

Enjoy the 5 hour ceremony

Well thank god no other musical artist, especially in hip-hop, has ever said something questionable about wom—

Wait, what?

Why would this be a hipster thing? Or... how?

“Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause that Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...”

Will we see the (uniquely?) human reaction of people opting for the higher calorie option as a middle finger to the world?

Bruh buy a digital scale they’re like $15 or $20

Is there a way to do this in the oven with a water bath?

Gotta admit that’s a dope jelly stack she’s working on up there though.

Oh yeah, duh.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to start marketing a 3.75 proof vodka. It’s still enough to get you drunk but it only has a tenth of the calories! I call it, “One part Tito’s to nine parts tap water”.

What’s the benefit of using pasta water in bread?

But 10 shots of this will have 250 fewer calories than 10 shots of regular Ketel One... So I guess that’s a win?

lol