Your problem is that it seems you are choosing to only “know” two fucking things. You’ve already got your opinion shoved firmly up your ass so any truth that contradicts your own cannot possibly be the answer.

The only correct way of responding to Palestinian terrorists would be to say OK, you got 10 Israelian hostages ? We’ll bomb 10.000 random Palestinians for every single hostage you touch.

Pretty upsetting. But not as pathetic as a President providing a lifeline to a regime that has “Death to Israel” imprinted on its missiles.

That’s well put. But when the policy of said people and their democratically elected government is to deliberately target innocents, and this continues right up to the present day (stabbing a little girl in her bed, for example) and when these outrages are met, by the perpetrator population, with sweets in the…

I know not everyone here is on the same page, and DS can lean a bit to the left these days, but I hope people who are angry at Israel might take just a minute and think about what you just read, and how Israelis felt living through it, and how that might make them feel about a people who not only deliberately murder…

I’m sure your wife would have loved the attorney bill that dwarfed teh value of an old Windstar.

Not if she gets you into parking lot fights. Tell her you cancelled your life insurance.

I was once in my ‘81 Corolla, with its big fat black 5 MPH bumpers, standing still at a traffic light on Dale Mabry in Tampa in front of the football stadium right after a football game let out, when a guy with a Pontiac Grand something-or-other rolled into me. I looked in the rear-view mirror and I saw the driver’s…

WB Foodspin, you have been gone far too long.

Here’s a pretty sweet Roadmaster I saw while walking a few years back.

Using a violin is cooler...

Or “You got a print deadline? That’s nice. Publish this shit online.”

What really grinds my gears is a batter re-strapping his gloves after TAKING A GODDAMN PITCH.

“It’s not fun to watch when you go through your whole pitching staff and wind up bringing a utility infielder in to pitch.”

There’s a limit to coaches coming to the mound, so I’m flummoxed why catchers can go out as much as they damn well please.

And do away with the designated hitter rule while you’re at it.

Fair point about the Infield Fly. I always hated that rule. Quite frankly if you’re quick/smart enough to intentionally let it fall but still pick up the double play I say go for it.

Also tell batters that they don’t need to take 30 seconds to restrap batting gloves between each and every swing. It’s fucking ludicrous.

This is literally the same game teams played in 2:30 for decades. Tell the Red Sox to stay in the box, tell Julio Urias he does not get to throw one pitch a minute, and — make this a rule, please — tell Gary Sanchez that his green-as-turtle-shit catching ass does not need to make eight trips to the mound in a…

Rumspringa training.