‘65 Ford Country Sedan. Bought it exactly as pictured while drunk ebaying some 15 years ago. Those are glass packs piped out the sides - car was so loud I could punch it and set off car alarms. Daily drove it for two years until my wife finally won the “we need a real second car” argument and I had to choose…
He needs to stick to his workout regime, maybe branch out into other areas to try and strengthen his limbs. Whip himself into shape.
“Whoah, hey, what kind of culture?”
Places my teenaged daughter has stuck gum: the fabric couch, the leather couch, the arms of the recliner, the floor, the carpet, the end table, the top of the TV, her shoe, my shoe, a sock, the cat litter box, my workbench, the washing machine, the dryer, the laptop, the bathroom sink (the garbage pail is literally…
How about in old movies where someone sneaks up on somebody and conks them on the shoulder, and for some reason that knocks them unconscious? What the hell is that? In real life they would turn around and say “Ow, what are you doing?”.
In high school one of the urinals near my locker wouldn’t flush, but animals kept using it. It would just drain some via gravity, but the whole bottom was full of filth and old pee. One day I put a piece of sandwich in it That became a thing. Mold and other pathogens started growing, so I wrote a note: “Do Not…
“Meat Raffle”?!!
Drew has massively underrated the produce aisle. Now if he’s some kind of man-baby who can’t eat fruit and vegetables I can’t help him, but for normal people there is potential fun. Depending on the size and location of your supermarket, there can be lots of adventure to be had poking through the random stuff amidst…
(Begins searching Mitchell & Ness site for old-school Epstein jersey)
I said the day after the election that Trump gets bored after 2 years and walks. Or the party has had enough of him and makes him leave somehow.
Check out American Modern. They’ve never asked me about mileage. Policy only covers travel to shows and parades, and “occasional pleasure driving”. Which would be whenever I use it. Granted if it gets crushed in a mall parking lot I won’t be able to make a claim, but what’re you gonna do?
Yeah, it all depends on your insurance. I had a ‘72 Beetle convertible back in the late ‘80s. Put in a new motor, did bodywork and primed it, was ready for paint when I decided to buy a slightly nicer bumper I had seen on an earlier trip to a junkyard. One the way an asshole made a left turn in front of me and…
I have a ‘66 convertible that is worth roughly 10% of that Corvette (pre-mishap). I wouldn’t even consider leaving it in a WalMart lot. I’m not a snob, I buy stuff at WalMart. But... it’s WalMart! You don’t leave a ‘59 Vette in the parking lot!!!
Costco had huge packages of thick slices of pork belly. I literally salivated looking at them. So I brought one home and thought I could make a homemade candied bacon brittle type of thing. I made up a sauce with vinegar and maple syrup and some spices, coated the slices and roasted, pausing for frequent…
How ‘bout that repulsive slob doubling down on calling Trump’s kid autistic? I thought that shit-filled Hefty Bag was leaving America.
New York City has two beautiful ballparks for the Mets’ and Yankees’ Low-A clubs. But being New York they manage to fuck it all up by charging too much for everything - $18 for a ticket, concessions only slightly cheaper than the majors, $10 to park. All to see teenagers play. It should be a great cheap night out,…
Thor had the greatest response to why he wasn’t participating: “No one ever made the Hall of Fame or won a World Series playing in the World Baseball Classic”. I might finally break down and do twitter just to follow him.
Ugh, they did that? As I was reading the comments I was wondering if Wrigley was still pristine. As a New Yorker I was blown away by the pastoral atmosphere at Wrigley when I used to go a lot in the mid-2000s. You could talk, you could hear guys on the field.
I wonder what percentage of ESPN ratings are from bars playing whatever garbage ESPN is broadcasting all day with the sound off. That and mid-range business hotel rooms must account for a serious amount of their viewership.
So a bunch of second-tier athletes who compete in a third-tier sport are holding out for more money from their money-losing league? That should go well.
