I still can’t understand the vitriol this man inspires in the left-wing circles of sports analysis. We can all agree that this is a spectacle, a money grab, or a waste of time. We can agree that Tebow is attempting to maintain relevancy, and by extension, a steady income. It’s a joke. But the vitriol is...slightly…

Speaking of Corona, Jackass Number 2 was pretty funny.

A trick my stepfather taught me - if you have a tumbler lock for your front door and your key’s sticking when you put the key in, take a can of WD-40, attach the wee red straw and spritz liberally into the keyhole. Leave for an hour or so. Whilst you’re waiting, spray some WD-40 onto your key and use to clean off…

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey is better than Excellent Adventure

FWIW: taking my two boys to spring training at the Mets’ practice facility in Port St. Lucie last year was one of the most memorable experiences of my life. We had gone to a game the day before, and it was fun, but we showed up the next morning for the workouts and it was infinitely better. We were allowed to walk…

Sorry. Any car featured in one of those abhorrent “Real People” focus group commercials can fuck right off.

Cragars look great on anything, anytime, anywhere.

When you park your car near no one else...

I’m happy to hit the delete key a LOT for a couple thousand bucks.

aside from a mortgage, you can live debt free pretty easily.

well, if it’s a 68 convertible, I’d be OK with that

9 times out of 10, it’s better to sell your car on craigslist and put that money towards your new one. The only times it makes sense is when the trade in value can reduce the sales tax on your new car, and the tax reduction equals or is more than the premium you get for selling.

“Sailling”

I think Truck Nutz are hilarious.

Want to see some giant plastic testicles blowing in the breeze?

TO BAD MOTHERFUCKER AHAHAHAAHAHA!

...it’s a classic.

You ppl mock, but isn’t that worldview similar to (and just a dumbed-down version of) deadspin’s default position on most racial issues?

That’s a liberal definition of ‘logic’

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I have never understood Landau roofs. They look terrible on everything.

Username + comment = too bad I can only give you one star =).

So I guess Poop and Lies are the alt-strippers dancing in a VERY DIFFERENT bar from Mystique and Aura.