You have to be impressed with the commitment to a gag like that. Guy walked around looking like that for weeks and foregoing coitus just get a couple of laughs from his teammates. That is good comedy grit.

To be honest, I would personally be fine without any of them except maybe a small police force, if I were permitted concealed carry. I guess maybe a fire department, even though it seems 95% of their work is necessitated by dumbasses.

No.... I jut don’t feel great about any of them.

Stop by NYC for more of the same.

Or you have a series of idiot mayors in New York who install “traffic calming measures” in an attempt to magically make collisions with pedestrians disappear.

Yeah, I have to chuckle at people complaining about a half-hour drive. My Manhattan commute is an odyssey of anywhere from 1-2+ hours depending on time and mode chosen. At the bargain price of over $250 a month!

Sure there is some overgeneralizing to humor up the point. And the government isn’t paying for cable and A/C (though the NYC government is hooking up huge swaths of poor areas with free wi-fi, sooo). But the point is, many have those things. They have cars. Today’s “poor” are rich by the standards of actual poors…

• social security: as currently constituted, a pyramid scheme
  

why do they have to be trade schools?

Because the “poor” people of today are vastly different from those of decades ago. They are put up in houses and can sue if they don’t like them. They have government-funded food, medicine, health care, cell phones, K-thru-college education. They have cable TV and air conditioning and of late there has been hue…

When my daughter was very little and I didn’t care about “gapping” I would just wear boxers around the house. And take out the garbage in them. I told myself it’s late, they sorta look like gym shorts. Yeah, until the time the lady across the street came over to talk to me. Three or four minutes about school or…

Ha, I thought you were kidding. Nah, I need a brand name if I’m sleeping under a 4800 lb car.

Ms. Meanspirited keeps the thermostat insanely high all winter, so I am watching TV in shorts and a t-shirt, barefoot, in January. And unless there is snow on the ground, that’s how I take out the garbage. It’s bracing.

Yeah, that’s applause for people who aren’t there so it’s weird and goofy.

Here’s a great one: working on the car. Figure out how to change your oil (it’s not hard). You now have an all-day project, from driving to the store to buy oil and a filter, to futzing around under and around the car for a couple of hours because the missus doesn’t really know what you’re doing or how long it…

They’re SO much better if you fry them in butter after you boil them, though.

“What would happen if sports vanished tomorrow?”

Whatever floats your boat, sport. Anonymous, irrelevant and tired “insults”. Ooh, I feel terrible.

Looks like I struck a nerve. It’s almost like you’re... thin-skinned!

Yeah, when I was in 7th grade I was friends with a couple of girls and one of them had a boyfriend who was like 19. And everyone thought he was so cool ‘cause he had a GTO and a job, and “Linda” was so lucky that “Mike” liked her. And even then as a 13-year-old boy I knew that was fucked. No one would listen to me…