I would love to see if it would be possible to correct that behavior without referring to Clockwork Orange type of torture.

Oooh, how scary - you got blocked on Facebook! I hope you’re OK.

You mean like the talks when Israel offered “the Palestinians”all of Gaza and 97% of the West Bank and were rebuffed? Or when they made the same offer in 2008 and included much of Jerusalem and the terrorist thugs rejected it again?

Maybe the pro-Israel types should just resort to open violence like the SJP thugs.

There is no point in being the Road Rage Avenger. Cut me off? Whatever. Tailgating me? Go round. Someone driving too slow ahead of me? Oh no, I might get to the store two minutes later. Honking at me? Uh, OK.

My grandfather was blinded in an accident in the early 50s when he was like 32. Total loss, not even light/dark. And he got around New York City via public transportation by himself for over 40 years. Buses, subways, walking for miles... he was fucking nuts, completely unstoppable. Never got a dog because he didn’t…

Hmm. Not a lot of straining for me, so I’m gonna assume I am free to continue killing a half hour a day of company time in Conference Room P.

I turned on my TV at 6:35.

My Mom makes them with Hershey Kisses and those little square Kraft caramels. I ate so many this Xmas I think I have diabetus.

Does sitting on the toilet not pooping really contribute to hemorrhoids?

One that I will miss is IMDB. I went on there last night to see why Legion’s Mom looked so familiar and saw that they are discontinuing their message boards. They were an awesome work timewaster, and good source of info.

Facebook seems to be getting worse by the month. I swear I think they have incorporated some algorithm where only the dumbest shit posted by my most dim contacts shows up on my wall. That, and a bunch of clickbait lists that crash my fucking phone EVERY TIME.

It was closer to a waffle cone of bloody diarrhea or a burrito bowl of pustulent vomit.

Within the last couple years, NYC public housing tenants have fought against smoking bans, bans of large breed dogs, and the loss of their on-premise parking lots. To which I courteously respond, if you can afford to keep a car in Manhattan, feed a Great Dane, and buy $16/pack smokes, then maybe I don’t have to be…

Yeah, it’s hard to understand why a movie targeted to teen boys has a prominent role for a nearly-naked lady.

If I have any kind of relationship with the person who asks the traditional “How you doing?”, I like to respond with dopey anachronistic phrases like “Jim-Dandy!” or “Just Peachy”. It’s good for a laugh, and heads off the rest of the pleasantries like “Have any plans for the weekend? or “How ‘bout that local sports…

In New York, the nod/chin jut + terse “Hey” is acceptable greeting to everyone - friend, coworker, boss, family, priest, celebrity. I think the only person I don’t use it on is my daughter.

And that’s where I check out. I need a 6-person vehicle with some pizzazz to haul around family for holidays and visits and such. I’m not dropping 60 Large on it. Maybe I’ll see if the guy around the corner will sell me his Caprice wagon.

I went back and re-read and I now think it is very subtle, masterful satire and I feel ashamed for not getting it. It’s hard to satirize things (like the left) that are patently ridiculous. Like a couple weeks ago I read that some college banned The Vagina Monologues because it wasn’t inclusive of women without…

I had a guy in a box truck pull out right in front of me on my street - top of a steep hill on a one-lane one-way street. I hit the brakes and skidded sideways and put my rear driver door into a parked car’s bumper. Truck took off. Asshole actually had the balls to come back and park in the same spot the next…