Many years ago I was driving home from watching hockey at a friend’s house. I was quite vexed that the Rangers had lost yet another playoff series to the accursed Islanders, and was driving far too fast, particularly for the wet roads. Having been in his basement for 4 hours I was unaware that there had been a…

Hard to tell if you are trolling, or just that silly.

As a (devout) Mets and (casual) Giants fan, I enjoy rooting for Boston teams on the side. We beat you guys when it counted, and otherwise I know it vexes the shit out of Yankee fans when the Sox win (and probably the Pats, too). Keep up the good work, you chowderheads!

Reminds of the time that kid became some kind of internet hero by yelling a nonsensical catch phrase at Michael Jordan at a school appearance. “Hahahaha! MJ got pwned by that kid! ‘What are those?!!’ LOLz!”. I’m sure the billionaire undisputed GOAT was absolutely crushed that a future CVS security guard made a…

That was a good catch, the throw was what was amazing. Eli is going to end up in the hall of fame because of two plays: one perfect pass, and one insanely lucky helmet catch.

I don’t like the guy, but all this Trump Derangement Syndrome is gonna make for four hilarious years. Between you foofs crying all the time (and bragging about it!) and the lunatics rioting everywhere in the name of, um, tolerance I guess, this is comedy gold!

Yeah, I wonder if Ol’ Weepy woke up his kids to cry in front of them again when the big bad Trump team won.

The performative sobbing posts and the excessive virtue signaling (“I can’t even watch TV... Trump!”) are both pathetic and hilarious at the same time. This is what decades of coddling, specialness and never being exposed to alternate viewpoints have yielded: a generation of grown adults who go online to brag about…

My reaction to kombucha: is it supposed to taste like this?

When my daughter was like 6 she had a giant slice of pickled jalapeno somehow amidst all the pickle slices she grabbed from the salad bar. I decided to see what would happen instead of warning her. The hilarity was predictable; in retrospect, the reaction when I told my wife, my parents and her parents (all of whom…

Seek professional help.

So you, a grown man, cried in front of your child because the president is dumb and clumsily enacted a temporary immigration policy? At the risk of having my comments banned (again): get a grip.

The’re doing this for “fame and fortune”? I’ve never heard of any of these people. Just how much do they make, and is a lifetime of crippling injuries (or early death) worth it?

The market should determine wages. If I can’t attract decent workers for $12/hr I increase it until I do. I shouldn’t have some government functionary telling me what I have to pay. Or some union thug telling me the “prevailing wage” for broom pushers is $30/hr” and the government agrees that’s what I have to pay.

No, management should not be allowed to shoot workers out of a trebuchet. Or force them to do tasks that are unsafe. Or pay below a minimum wage that has been legislated, or otherwise break the law.

I miss the old division rivalries. God, how I hated those Cardinal teams.

I want to be both a lawyer and organizer.

Yeah, it’s not as if unions haven’t destroyed entire American industries, like printing and most manufacturing!

Here’s how collective “bargaining” works with municipal unions: Unions make outlandish salary, benefit and work rule demands; Elected officials accede to all such demands unquestioningly; Unions contribute many thousands of dollars to elected officials’ campaign funds. Taxpayer interests are not represented.

“Here’s the deal: you work here, we pay you what we want to, we do what we want to, and if you don’t like it go find another job”.