Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that. Anastasia? WTF? I am hoping that was a pseudonym for humorous story purposes.

Couple years ago I was at a play (Spider-Man preview) and waiting for it to start heard an unmistakable voice behind me. Casually turned around and yep - it was Jerry Seinfeld (HAHAHAHA, I had better seats than Jerry!). He was there with his son, talking about the Mets. This was right when the Madoff thing had…

What the hell kind of monster wants to see a dead bunny?

A company I do business with had an outing at CitiField a couple years ago. It rained steadily all day so they decided to reschedule it, even though the game was still on. I asked them if I could have a ticket anyway since my car was parked there. I had a surprisingly great time alone watching a game between two…

“the secret to living in New York City is to not live in Manhattan”

Craft Food Ripoff: My wife had to miss a nice family outing last Sunday on account of not feeling well, so I thought I’d cheer her up by stopping at Donut Plant on the way home. I remembered her talking about an article she was reading online about it because I am a caring and sensitive husband. And because she was…

If you re-read my initial post you’ll see I said “can be imprisoned”. Just because it hasn’t happened yet doesn’t mean they won’t keep trying.

Well, I don’t think he went to prison but Mark Steyn sure had a rough couple of years thanks to the thugs on the Canadian Human Rights Commision.

“Shouted down”? More like disinvited or actually assaulted if they dare show up.

Free speech is bad and wrong? I guess you’re one of those types who prefer the “hate speech” crimes currently in vogue in Canada and Europe, where you can be imprisoned for, say, criticizing Islam.

More than anything, I was hungry. And too lazy to drive somewhere else.

There are some weird people on this site... what if you were serious?!!

I got home one night and my wife had bought me some kind of burrito/wrap at the local deli. I’m eating it and getting pissed, so I confront her: “Why the hell would you buy me a burrito with tabbouleh in it? You know I hate that shit.” Wife: “What? (Looks inside) That’s not tabbouleh, you idiot! That’s mold!” I…

I always have leftover cake. Because I buy more than could possibly be consumed in one sitting. Because I will need more cake the next day.

Sometimes I hide chocolate from my family so I don’t have to share because meanspirited. Then I forget and find it six months later. The bloom tastes like victory.

I found a package of bacon dated 2008 in the back of my freezer last month. Thawed it and ate it. It hadn’t gone bad, but it had no flavor other than salt. Weird fatty salt slabs. I still finished it because throwing out bacon makes Jesus cry.

I haven’t seen him play all that much, but I never thought of Flacco as a Hall of Famer type. He’s Tony Romo or Philip Rivers with better luck.

When his father split, my dad had to drop out of high school to get a job to support his mom and useless older sister. His sister never made a smart decision in her life - illegitimate kid with no support from (married) father, never worked hard a day in her life and quit/got fired from every job ever, blew a small…

Unless he gets traded real soon and finishes up with a decent team, looks like Drew Brees is gonna end up with just one ring. And if that guy isn’t a first round HOFer I’ll eat my hat.

I was kinda hoping those gay rumors 15 years ago about Mike Piazza were true. That guy was (and is) beloved like no Met other than Tom Seaver. It really would have been interesting to see if he could have single-handedly won over the hearts and minds of some of the dopey gay-haters out there.