Lucky.

I’ve always thought there might be that side to him. Weird swoon!

Excuse me? Ostriches in baseball caps are ALWAYS relevant.

Paired with the chola brows, it looks like an angry, or very suspicious, butthole.

Manatees: the Canadians of the sea.

huge plane of faaaaaaace

THIS classy broad does! *drunk burp*

I wish I’d met you instead of the saleswoman who announced my size to the entire store. I took off running, humiliated, for Torrid. When I got there, I broke down in tears and told the saleswoman there what had happened, ending with “I just want some fucking pants!”

I used to really like Avon's wash-off waterproof mascara. It was great because it didn't run or smudge during daily wear, but it washed off easily. This is important because I'm lazy as hell and sleep in my makeup.

I used to really like Avon's wash-off waterproof mascara. It was great because it didn't run or smudge during daily…

A woman in my hometown who wrote columns for the local paper is named Terri Yockey.

Well, aren’t YOU special.

BURRRRRRRRN!

I really don’t get this hating on Rita Ora because she’s famous in places other than the U.S. LOTS of really good musicians/actors/artists/designers/whatever are not famous here. Big freaking deal, the U.S. isn’t exactly the arbiter of good taste.

I'm rich as hell in Mississippi, but all the other states I'd be firmly middle class in, I want nothing to do with.

You, sir, are a true gentleman!

Still, not bad for a smug-fuck. We all need that once in a while.

Seriously. Get in line, honey.

Can we go together and hold hands? I feel like this is a girl-date kind of movie.

Let them show us the crazy! It's providing an excellent opportunity to know who to absolutely never give our money to.