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MeanNormaJean
meannormajean

bitch, it’s a joke

One of my greatest fears is being videotaped walking in public and having the video of my body used on a nightly news segment about obesity.

Fucking anti-vaxxers are a plague...

attendees applauded anti-vaccine activist Mark Blaxill after he said, “When you hear people from the state public health department saying there is no risk, that [vaccines] are safe, this is the sort of thing that should cause you to be skeptical.

wakefield referring to the somali community in minneapolis as simply “the somalis” and expressly saying he feels “no guilt” is all you need to figure out what kind of horrid person he is

hee hee rectified hee hee

I’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU WHY I’M CRYING, ROLL OVER MOTHERFUCKER

just RAPID FIRE IN AND OUT V V V V V V A V V - ..wha what babe why are you crying

I don’t think it could happen where it continued on but I’ve definitely had it happen accidentally where things slipped. But it’s very quickly been a “NOPE THATS MY BUTT STOP RIGHT THERE” thing that was rectified (heh) quickly.

JESUS, BRIAN. JESUS GOD. WHAT THE FUCK.

Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I

You are leaving out a vital section of this story. This happened at a time when America was gripped with “Satanic Panic” and the medical examiner testified that the women were involved in satanic rituals due to the fact that , in her words, it was a common practice of lost lesbians. Don’t know how you missed that.

Her family, particularly her father, had pressured her to fabricate the story precisely because they were upset by Ramirez coming out as gay. Her father hoped these charges would enable him to win a custody battle.

Woman not allowed to have complicated feelings about career. News at 10.

Actually, you should feel bad for Lady Gaga the cat. She over grooms because her previous owner was killed by her boyfriend over the summer. Then Lady Gaga had to go to a foster home where the other cats bullied her. Then she had to move to another state to live with me. Immediately after the move she was fixed. She

Ugh, the snark really isn’t necessary. Famous people are still people.

This is ridiculous. It’s is like cutting off your nose to spite your face and then crying about the void in the middle of your head. It’s like getting liposuction and longing for your fat cells.

Maybe because Negan reminds us a little too much of a certain person who was recently elected? I like to work out my anxiety by getting scared of imaginary zombies, not have it amplified by getting scared of an imaginary dictatorial narcissist.

Your grandma sounds like a lady from my church. Nicest lady ever, but every time I take her shopping, she invites me in afterward so that I can “fix” her computer. Last time I went there, her complaint was that the computer was talking to her in Spanish (I’m pretty sure she got a pop-up ad at some point). Another