So is the "people tell me I'm cute, but in a Troll doll or Chinese crested dog sort of way" button.

You don't already? Lucky.

Hey, Pig Guy was WAY better for Mary than Tony was. Tony skeeved me out.

HURR DURR, DUM WIMMINZ CAN'T TAKE CARE OF CARS, THEY'SE TOO WORRIED ABOUT LIPSTICK AND PERIODS, HYUK HYUK!

You and I are similarly shaped, and I just bought this skirt and a black tank top for my trip to New Orleans this weekend. You look great in it, so now I'm more confident! I really like the blazer, maxi dress, and the chambray top on you (I might buy that and pair it with a sweater for the office).

I'd be down for that.

Damn, we need to bring that back.

You're onto something. If we only had to see our husbands 2-3 times a week for a couple hours at a time, it would be WAAAAAAAY easier to keep in peak condition. I'm far to lazy to be in peak condition at all times, so I'm going to go ahead and lobby for part-time husbands instead.

JE-RRY! JE-RRY! JE-RRY!

Yes yes yes yes YES!

They sure did. Along with Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison...

With a JAVELIN! That part is kinda cool.

* Which really begs the question of why they're not called America Geese.

TELL ME HOW TO PUT ON PANTS.

Better start clutching your pearls and hiding your children.

That's because this article was specifically about the link between the pill and Crohn's. It's not about ulcerative collitis, or IBS, or any other disease, just Crohn's. It's also about the pill. Not about people with Crohn's disease using condoms or diaphragms. I don't get why you're so up in arms over this—it's…

Okay, but you get that the pill is the go-to because it works for so many people, right? There are always people for whom a given medication will not work, but it's the same reason aspirin is recommended for headaches—it works for more people than not.

Eh, she needs to go through that phase. At least the Spice Girls are pretty safe.

Spice up her life!