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LONG LIVE THE SANCTIMONY PONY!!

It was probably a cheese sandwich. Can't fault you on that call.

Oh, definitely. With a sauce that flavorful, you just need a light smear.

What about that combo is any more heartburn-y than any other pizza?

That sounds mighty good.

Shred the gouda, sprinkle on top, then bake. Use BBQ sauce instead of marinara, though!

I don't know, I made it at a pizza shop I worked in, but they're closed now. You can make it at home; it's especially good with a sourdough-y crust.

I think we've found our meet-up dish.

That's where you're wrong, because it's the best pizza ever.

Best pizza, hands down: Barbecue sauce (YEAH, I SAID IT), bacon, caramelized onions, and gouda. Mmm-mmm-MMM. Delicious.

Congratulations!

I see the point of doing things that will help further your own career. Bravo for taking the initiative to learn all of those things. However, being my boss's assistant will not help me in any way, shape, or form, and will not add to my value as an employee. In fact, any busy work he assigns actually detracts from

That's baller. You are smart.

Long, long ago, I went to visit my parents house after battling a two-week case of the Yeasty Beasties. My mom had been baking bread, and upon opening the door, I was hit with a wave of yeasty tang up my nose. "Doesn't it smell wonderful in here?" she asked, smiling. I replied "BLEAH" and clapped my hands over my

True story.

My baking skills have won me the hearts and stomachs of my coworkers. Yes, I will buy your loyalty with baked goods.

ALL OF THIS. There was a Lifehacker post on how to make your boss like you, and the top tip was "be your boss's assistant."

I love you, Mark, but only a man would be surprised at the true unpleasantness of periods.

The first commenter has clearly never met a "male."

Americans are generally assholes when it comes to dating. I say this as an American.