American men sometimes have strange demands

(PS, I followed you for Groupthink. I know I've seen you around those parts before.)

No anger here, just mild annoyance. I can't tell if you're trolling or just a lost cause. Either way, you started it:

Of course that's what you get out of this. There are no trends men jump on are there? Oh, except for:

I made a new post of it (we have an unsharing problem), but I cited you in it. Head on over!

Hang out and comment in GT, then ask for posting privs when they come up. I'll vouch for you! :D

Right, just like putting feathers in our hair and calling ourselves "gypsies."

Would you like me to share it to Groupthink?

I've considered converting. Who wouldn't want to be part of a religion that considers donuts holy?

Rand Paul Ryan. Heh heh.

So, he's got a cold and he's such a wuss that he believes he's dying. Yep, it checks out.

We all miss the good old days...

Only you, zap. Only you. ;)

An Open Letter to My Ex's Wife:

Bumping because of PERFECTION.

Oof! That's scary. I love my mom, but most of her advice goes on the assumption that I'm out there, in the world, ACTIVELY trying to die, and she's the one person who can talk me down. It'd be cute if it weren't so weird.

For serious. My mom's last text was, "Don't go anywhere this week. You'll get norovirus." K, Mom. I'll call into work right now.

THANK YOU.

Finally, there's a SILENT killer of children. Usually it's such a noisy process...

You know, I liked her in that show with Nat Faxon, I thought it was cute. This movie may not be her greatest work, but maybe she'll start getting more interesting roles after this. I'm with you on putting a lovely, natural face on the cover.