Or maybe *double gasp* there's the possibility that she isn't that fun to get drunk with?

Obligatory.

Can you say what state you live in?

That's very true. Most of my friends growing up were either transplants as well, or had an in with the lifers. I'd love to be in a blue state with warmer weather, but if it exists it's expensive or hard to find jobs.

Where did you shuffle off to?

So, hey. I'm a transplant here in MN, and everything you've just said is true, and I may have a minor crush on you now.

I work just down the street from KSTP, and it just so happens I'm taking requests for protest signs/"gang" signs/general eff-you's to them. Speak now, and let's make this shit happen.

I love you so much.

Je t'adore.

She's pretty funny for a chick.

Chances are if the name is holiday-themed and food-related, it's me. Or Snax... or several other regulars.

Want to be Pinterest friends? I'm pretty sure I already have that one pinned. :D

Yeahhhh, this needs to be a regular feature.

Why the flaming fuck would anyone PULL TUNA??? Goddamnit, humanity, STOP BEING SUCH A CONSTANT DISAPPOINTMENT.

Let's leave aside the fact that the recipeinvolves the words "12 ounces good quality bologna," as if that weren't an absurd statement on the face of it

I got the lesson very early on, even before I started wearing tampons. I know a lot of women have been told it's okay to flush them, but when you really think about it, the point of a tampon is to expand as it absorbs, so if you flush them, they'll expand as much as possible, and inevitably one or more will get…

My dad was a plumber for over 30 years. You would not believe what people think is okay to flush!!

Still pretty pissed at him for the smear job he pulled on Ada Lovelace in his most recent book.

Nah, it still applies.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWHOOOOOOSH!*