Yes, because you sound dumb as hell. Point out JUST ONE "Balkanist slur."

What the fuck are you on about? She's Kosovar-Albanian. But good job assuming.

but, it's just—look they're gonna try to fuck a cat. And that's no good.

If that's the case, then why aren't they trying to say "hi" and "have a good evening" to men who walk by? They've singled out women, because they are trying to get the attention of the women walking by. They don't give a single flying fuck whether our day was good or not, they want us to pay attention to them, to…

Sigh, so very true. Then again, this is Jezebel—we get serious responses like that all the time.

You have no idea how relieved I am to see the /s at the end of that comment... :D

And just how many of those relationships started with a, "Hey beautiful! Come over here and suck my dick!" Or, "Hey. Hey. HEY. I'm talking to you, bitch!"

Further proof that a DVF wrap dress looks good on EVERYBODY.

"Sub" and "dom" aren't the same as "alpha" and "beta." We're talking two different cultures here. In a Sub/dom relationship, there is consent on both sides. There usually isn't in an alpha-controlled relationship.

Sacrifice?? So, 40+ hours at work every week, 20+ hours at home, being the primary caregiver, the one who does all the grocery shopping, the one who tries to contain all the cat hair, the one who makes sure the clothes are clean, et cetera, and I'm supposed to SACRIFICE to make a man feel better about himself? Fuck…

Drop the last S and he's named after a character in Moby Dick. And Battlestar Galactica. And a nickname on the X-Files. It's a good name!

I'm only starring this because it's scary as FUCK.

Haha, me too! I had to wake my husband up because I'd scared myself so bad.

Bill would shrink out of the spotlight and the two of them could have the slogan, "Literally NOTHING can keep us down." *hairy-legged lentil-eating feminazi SJW theme song plays in the background* I'm already proud-crying.

I don't think they were playing with standard house cards, though. There was definitely some shady shit going on.

OMG, how fantastic would it be if Monica and Hillary teamed up???

At least it's not Frozen?

Thank you! I was forced into my fair share of hugs, only to learn later that the ENTIRE family found that person creepy. Well, thanks for making me touch bodies with them! I sure feel better...

You have no idea what those words mean, do you?

Dammit, that looks amazeballs.