If that's what you think, try reading paragraph 2 over again, jackass.

I'm the most important person in Pretend Land! *blows raspberry*

#mostmen

Can you not read? Yes, I have a misplaced comma, but it still doesn't read as me comparing hugging to rape, you dimwit.

Sorry, all I'm getting from this is KILL ALL MEN.

My nephews were forced to give hugs and kisses to everyone. Their mother is Colombian, but my brother is American so there was a little clash of cultures there.

I'd say it's rape culture, because it strips children of bodily autonomy, and gives the power to the other person. If that doesn't sound like rape, culture, I don't know what does.

I still wonder how it got to this point. I get that it's been around since the dawn of history, but WHY?

It's a classic, like Gone With the Wind. Our great-grandchildren will enjoy it.

I still cannot figure out why the world hates women so much.

Bones is gonna be PISSED.

We need a Hocus Pocus viewing party RIGHT MEOW.

It makes for a lifetime of adventure.

I might be having a dumb this morning. I'm not sure what you mean by that?

FTFY.

This is why my heart will forever belong to Zach Galifianakis. Hell, I married his brunette doppelganger.

I don't know, Clooney and Pitt pull pranks on each other constantly. That story really smacks of Clooney's sense of humor.

I think we need to start a new game—Is This Bitch Basic?

Thanks!

What rage, exactly? It's annoyance more than anything.