Does she? Really?

Your response, while entertaining in it's vitriol, was a massive overreaction to a minor infraction. Your insistence that you're an academic just makes you sound like a whiny child, and we can always count on having at LEAST one of you pop into a serious discussion on racism, cultural appropriation, feminism,…

It's not my responsibility to help you "improve [your] thinking," so no.

UGH. Go miss the point somewhere else.

Oh shit, you guys, Operation Blame All Menz has been compromised. Someone called out our logic fail and now everyone knows that it's physically impossible to find drugs, slip them into someone's drink, separate that person from their friends, and rape them. Shit shit shit! ABORT! ABORT! Unless you're pregnant,…

Dammit, Pinkham! You know your food rankings are my favorite hate-read. Now you go and ruin it by agreeing with me? The fuck is that shit??

But she fucks black guys, so she's TOTALLY not a racist.

Lame.

Rooo, how'd you end up in the grays??

I'm in MN and pretty sure I'll see this shit around...

Points for trying, I guess?

I'm having a really hard time coming up with any men that have suffered this much as result of a scandal—no job prospects, no dating life, etc.

She's endured nearly 20 years of internet bullying—THAT'S what her speech was about, NOT about the presidential beej that ruined her life. She's STILL being victimized to this day, and Piers Morgan is helping further that by saying she still deserves it. Having compassion—it's not that hard.

You're the worst and I love you.

Exactly. How dare Hillary stay married to him? How dare she have political aspirations of her own? How dare she exist? It's fucked up.

It's been 20 fucking years! Let's give the poor woman a break, already!

ALMOST 20 YEARS AGO. And it is slut-shaming, especially when she's the one who paid the highest price for the "married president of the United States" actions. He was married, a public figure, and had already been in trouble for extramarital affairs. Yet, all the blame landed on her as if she's some conniving…

Oh, that's right. Welp, I guess we can officially stop! Shall we adopt Ms. Lewinsky as our Patron Saint of Female Sexuality?

Seriously. How is it that however many years later, the nation still cannot get over a woman giving a blowjob?

Because in a culture that obsesses over productivity and packing 80 hours of work into a 40 hour week, it's nice to be reminded to take it easy and chill the fuck out. Sloths have survived eons of evolution, so they must be doing something right, you know?