I've seen him on really late-night crap comedy shows, but he hasn't been a big name since the early days of MTV.

So, Colin Quinn. He's still a thing, huh?

One one hand, if he divorces her she'll need to find another venue for fame. On the other, their divorce will last forever and be ridiculous, so she'll stay in the spotlight. Ugh.

When I was in college, I got hit on by a guy who looked, acted, and sounded EXACTLY like Coach McGurk. It was super funny because he thought I was giggling with him, not at him.

It's the bomb for after you drop one.

You might need to write a pro-bidet missive. My husband bought an attachable bidet back in April, and I'm STILL afraid to use it. He thinks it's the best thing ever.

Good point. I guess I fall on the rosy side of neutral, but still have some yellow in there. I'm checking my neutral privilege. :D

I see some contouring in there! Bronzer doesn't have to make us look tan, just like we're not sheets of printer paper.

Overachiever!

You get that this is a blog, right?

Related: Vanilla extract does not, in fact, taste like angel tears. It tastes like murder and unicorn assholes.

I cannot star this comment enough. Well done!

Your association is patently wrong.

I'll take that turkey leg for you.

If only there was some vast wealth of knowledge I could search to to find the answers I seek, answers to any question I might have!

PUMPKIN SPICE WILL RUE THE DAY IT MESSED WITH APPLE CIDER. RUUUUUUUE, I SAY. Go ahead, I'll wait.

How will we know how to not get raped if a blog doesn't give me all the answers??

You can say that, but until we start seeing calls for "How to prevent yourself from being murdered" posts, it's victim-blaming.

The only way to prevent a rape is by not dating a rapist — which is in no way practical advice.

THANK YOU. That shit was just victim-blaming in disguise.