Dude. Road trip.

Are you in Minnesota, too?

ROAD TRIP FOR EVERYBODY!

Me and big_ole_nate are going on a road trip to Maryland. You in?

Maybe, but you'd have to use pretzel dough for the bread bowl, and it seems more like crab nachos than crab dip from the photo.

I know we don't know each other very well, but I think we need to take a road trip to Maryland.

I've never had a crab pretzel, but right now I want one so bad it hurts. With a side of fried Thai green beans.

Who doesn't like Halloween? That would be weird.

*You're

It's LuftWaffle, and you hate the holiday's because you're a grinch, you cardiomegalic green bastard.

The math does check out, folks.

But everyone knows that weed makes black people violent, that's why they commit the crimes! If we have serious discussions about weed, we're saying crime is okay!

I'd be a lot cuter if I were a few sizes smaller. I didn't much like the attention I got when I was, so I find I'm not in too much of a hurry to change that. Even now, it doesn't stop unwanted attention.

Those are adorable. I suppose I should have said modern white people stuff is boring.

This is why cultural appropriation exists. BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING BORING.

But can I have sex with it?

No you fucking didn't, you came to start a pedantic argument, and you got what you came for. Good job!

WOW, way to play idiot's advocate. I never want to be in the same restaurant as you.