HUSH YOU, THOSE ARE SEXY WRINKLES.

Ghosts. *sigh*

This would be my entire reason for having Real Dolls.

They NEVER look enough like Tom Hiddleston, do they? It might make them more tolerable.

He's also the father of Fenrir, the wolf, and the world serpent Jörmungandr. Loki gets around... :D

This sounds like the voice of experience. ;)

He does seem pretty needy, but the sex might be really good and frequent...

Inlaws are worse.

You lie, but I love you.

OMG YES

What, no thigh gap?

I love her in that show. She's great!

I WAS OBJECTIFYING HIM WHEN HE WAS STILL CHUNKY. YOU'RE ALL LATE TO THE GAME, POSEURS!

Wendy is AWESOME. She needs much better roles. Bridesmaids was great, but she needs her own vehicle.

I like her teeth.

He was probably doing an impression of his bff, Chris Hemsworth. He does an excellent Captain America, too.

It should be, but that's not how it is. The fact that we have to keep fighting for equality says it all. Sorry you're not impressed; meanwhile, I'll be over here giving Tom ALL OF THE COOKIES.

Haha, even better!

I always assumed the boys with nice hair were gay. Maybe that's why I didn't get anywhere with them? (Okay, PARTIALLY why.)