So being gang-raped and severely injured by people you thought were your friends is not a big deal, and she should just shake it off like nothing happened?

You can't see it, but I am SO giving you "the Look" right now.

Yes, but is it a European bear or an African bear?

TBH, if Jolie hadn't done this write-up, I would have bought the damn hedge hog balls. Because I cannot resist the call of cute. Make it pink, however, and I run the other direction. I am a weirdo. :D

If you like pink, that's great! I really don't, but that doesn't make my voice any stronger than yours. Obviously there is something to the whole pink thing.

I used to work for a company called Tomboy Tools. The tools were made to fit easier in women's hands, and we did demonstrations on home repair. It was actually pretty empowering. The tools were made by Campbell-Hausfeldt (I think that's the name) and were the company's standard blue. But, then, OF COURSE, they…

You can pry my Dust Bunny from my cold, dead hands.

And doesn't oxidation in vegetation usually just turn brown?

White people: WE STEAL EVERYTHING, AND PROCLAIM WE DISCOVERED IT.

THANK YOU.

Gotta get those MUFA's, mofo!

So, is rape worse than being fondled as a child, Mr. Dawkins? Because either way, STFU.

Amen. I just sent them a message with a link to this story.

I just sent them a message with a link to this story.

Didn't you know? Heterosexuals are the foremost authority on homosexual sex. ESPECIALLY if they're Republicans.

It does a whole lot more than passive-agressive internet comments do. You fake pacifists are adorable.

I'm so sorry. The same thing happened to me. Who would believe me, that after living with this person for years, sleeping in the same bed, he'd suddenly rape me? it's not fucking fair.

Starred and bumped.

Because you want them to hurt like their victim hurts. Because a swift death is too kind.

A coworker of mine says, "as well you know" in front of everything, and our boss says, "with that being said." No, dude, you didn't say anything about the thing you're going to talk about. I am confused!