It was benign, but it easily could have been much worse!

Yeah, it's a 'Sconnie thing. I went to Eau Claire! :D

This is why I believe sex workers are heroes on the level of firefighters and soldiers. They do dangerous, thankless work, and get nothing but shame and judgement for it.

...Did you go to Madison? :D

Frozen opened Thanksgiving weekend of last year. Maleficent opened at the end of May. So for nine months, there was not another female-driven blockbuster. During that time, we had:

...Are...are you advocating cannibalism? Because if so, that is hilarious and awesome.

And the last female-driven blockbuster was....?

It's really too much to ask that we get a film about important women in history that isn't a fucking arthouse film OR fucked up by a man who wants to turn the heroine into a fucking shrinking violet-type. It really is. We're not allowed to have blockbusters because we don't make bring home the bacon, or do anything…

I won't see it for that trope alone.

Why do they have to be historical films? Why can't we have more female action heroes? More female supervillains? More female lead roles in general? But no, you keep talking about how women should shut the fuck up already.

Welp, we can all go home now. This person has effectively schooled us all, and Hollywood can stop making movies. It's all been done, there is no need for anything new, and certainly no need to shed new light on erroneous historical records. That's it, ladies and gentleman. Show's over, nothing to see here!

You DO get a cookie. You truly are a gift.

Exactly. Penis—the cure for what ails us!

No kidding. Hopefully we can all get some peas and quiet now.

I salute you!

You're right, it's gone too far. Lettuce all calm down, have some chai tea and do tai chi.

Hello, other new best friend.

If you carrot all, you'll Google her.

It's a shame that musicals and monster trucks have to be mutually exclusive.

Death threats from a vegan. The sick side of me would like to read exactly what they threatened—"I'm going to force-feed you lentils until you explode!"