Firstly, you already know that "Foods That Should Not Exist" is basically the best hate-read of all time, and for that, I will always love you.

It is possible to do a good crab mac 'n cheese. I've done it. BOOYAH.

He also showed up to call C.A. Pinkham a cunt, so hey, cunts for everybody!

Well, looks like one of the fuckwads showed up! Uneducated, self-righteous prick says what?

Awesome. We are friends now.

I want that image on a t-shirt. Not even joking.

That would be AWESOME!

OMG, no, don't be silly. I'm not offended! Nothing but love for you, Wombat. But if you do go to Chicago for Wonuts, YOU'D BETTER TELL ME SO WE CAN GO TOGETHER. I'll bring the insulin. ;)

Oh, freebase insulin. Although, I'm a little concerned that heating the insulin might ruin the crystalline structure, but I have lots of clean needles for injecting. (I'm diabetic, in case it's not clear.)

Hey... I know a guy who might be able to help you.

Ugh, oh god.

Hold my hand?

I couldn't even make all the way through. I love Pinkham, Pinkham knows I love Pinkham, but even he couldn't keep me from wanting to vomit and punch my computer screen at the same time. I'm sorry, in Guy-speak would that be "vomit + punch"?

Thank you for understanding my struggle.

TWIST! I'm actually Bruce Willis.

Jesus fucking shit, you have just given my life meaning.

I'm glad my pain could bring you joy. ;) If only I learned from my own mistakes...

ESPECIALLY when mango is involved. Nom!

I like how we both have food-related names. It really says something about our kind. ;)