Clear evidence that men aren't ready to serve on submarines.

baby groot

Groot.

Actually, what I find distasteful about this video is that it's INEPT pandering to those actual living people in the "flyover states." It's insulting to their intelligence, some politicos assuming that all it'll take is some faux Lee Greenwood bullshit to secure their votes.

Also, while being a mother, daughter, and wife are lovely things, it has exactly NOTHING to do with her abilities or qualifications for the office. I don't remember anybody talking much about any male candidate ever being a father, son, and husband, beyond trotting out The Fam at photo ops...

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.

This IS performance art, right? Because... I mean, I'm a pathetically soft-hearted, anthropomorphizing, nearly life-long vegetarian (ever since I was big enough to start preparing my own food), and I think this is HILARIOUS.

I for real would pick Charlie over him.

Open the door... to your... mystery date!

God made Coke and Sugar (and cocaine), not Coke and Aspartame.

Wonder if this can all be resolved by some good old fashioned non-gender-binary-sibling-spouse-bigamy action? Because I think that's where we're headed on this one. Diet Coke and I have a loving eternal relationship and in the words of Rose DeWitt Bucater, "I'll never let go"

Sniff. This only serves to remind me of the recent demise of my One True Love, Pepsi One. Zie was so young! Oh the tinanity! Thank dog Coke Zero has been comforting me in this dark time.

dc can come at me tho

Our love is forever!https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid…

I was going to post this photo of me kissing my adorable boyfriend ('s awesome coffee mug, because BF is out of the house), but when I say all the great photos of gay couples kissing, I decided against it. They've had to fight too hard and I kind of felt like I'd be belittling their much more important point. I…

I'm actually kind of annoyed that I'm married to a dude right now. Us kissing looks exactly like the dumb jerk Duggars except younger and less time-traveling hair.

i like ur bling and ur sweater bb

Done.

You can't tell me our love is wrong!