What do you bet that he thinks it’s one country?

The Trumpsters are now calling for a boycott of Meryl movies.

Trump thinks Meryl Streep is “over-rated.” This comes from a man that gave us Scott Baio at the national convention.

Fuck Meghan McCain. So she’s okay with Trump mocking a disabled reporter? If being angry at those who mock and belittle others and those with disabilities makes me “out of touch” with the American people then I am elated to be “out of touch.”

Man, they’re going to kickass at Motherboy this year!

It’s not the 90's but I’d like to give you 3 snaps in a z formation.

So very true but also climate change is not a political belief goddamnit Republicans.

Politico reports that he is considering former Democratic Rep. Harold Ford, Jr. for transportation secretary

Yeah, that makes sense.

I’ll take your word for it. I avoid looking at him like I avoid looking directly at the sun. I care about my pupils.

My god, he’s fucking old. Hard to believe that these are the presidential ‘before’ shots, or imagine what a kind of withered blob he’s going to end up in 4 years.

I don’t think any “faithless elector” laws would prevent electors from flipping from Trump to Clinton. What will prevent them from doing it is fear for their lives. Someone who flipped their vote would probably need to make plans in advance to flee the country. Lynch mobs would not be out of the question.

I have heard quite a few people express the hope today that trump will become less abhorrent after the inauguration and he was just putting on an act to get elected. Is this bargaining stage of the five stages of grief?

STAB IT WITH THE SWORD OF GRYFFINDOR IMMEDIATELY

To me that says your dad truly loves this country and is a smart man. Tell him I said “thank you”.

The bathroom after eating Haribo’s Sugar-free gummie bears

poetic justice would be her not even mentioning trump by name for the rest of her time in office.

I guess he hasn’t gotten the memo that one could use computers to review 650K emails in some sort of automated fashion.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…