I saw a hedgehog drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect.

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhh noooooo that last one noooooooooooooo

That could be, though I think it’s also possible that he’s just falling apart.

Lin Manuel Miranda has been patiently positive during the past nine months of Trump’s administration—most of his tweets on politics are usually light on criticism and heavy on encouraging engagement and angel-bettering. While I’ve been in a constant state of burn-it-all-to-the-ground, I’ve admired Miranda’s ability to…

Second only to her co starring role on probably THE BEST one season wonder “The Grinder”

He is angry about Chad’s role in the 2000 election.

Genuine question: why does the National Anthem play before domestic sporting events? I understand playing them at like, the Olympics, where numerous different countries are competing against each other and it is kind of neat to hear each one, but when the Ravens are playing Patriots (for example) why do we need it?…

Anyone who has seen even a few minutes of her recent forays into reality tv wouldn’t find it hard to believe the screw-up had everything to do with her and nothing to do with the production people.

And the First Lady who dressed conservatively, taught Sunday School and not only forgave her husband’s infidelity but stayed married to him has been completely rejected by Evangelicals as “evil”, while the thrice-married guy who bragged about his wife and mistress fighting over him at a ski resort is hailed by the…

This girl is still a thing?

Whenever there’s a mass shooting in the USA (because a loser got dumped or fired), Trump just sits there, staying silent. Another country on the other side of the world is attacked by terrorists? He hops on Twitter and insults the city/country.

But is he Phil, or Bill or Gill?

C) Trump stopped paying attention 3 minutes into the meeting and just started nodding and saying ‘yup!’ and is only now finding out what he agreed to.

I think that you might be right. Let’s hope that she gets a high profile speech slot at the midterm convention...and then see if Trump is destined to be beaten by a woman war-veteran in a wheelchair in 2020. I can imagine the sweetness already.

YO Melania,

This headline is everything.

It’s all malarky, including the pit thing. Just put plastic wrap directly against the surface (since it’s air that makes it brown). Don’t add juice or water or milk or oil or garbage that will ruin the taste because you’d be better off with it brown.

People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes.

Oh no, they look like popplers!