WTF?! Skittered?? I would pass away.

I’m honestly concerned about actual riots in the streets if and when he loses, in certain cities. And that people of color and women would be put in danger by this, because some of the deplorable whack-jobs devoted to him are downright scary. But yeah, we are stuck with this beyond 11/8.

He judges women (well everyone) on their perceived attractiveness and his insults invariably aren’t more mature or clever than calling someone “ugly” or “fat”.

Uh...Why did he think it would be a good idea to run for office?

Reading a book is usually an opt-in activity, unlike being groped against your will.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Yo, guys, George reads Jezebel! Hi, George ❤️

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

Don’t lump the whole list all together. There are those, such as John Kasich, who saw through Trump’s bullshit and NEVER endorsed him.

They spin it as boys being boys and that it’s just a bit of lewd language between manly men. And then I commit suicide by fire.

His supporters scare me more than Trump himself. Everyone knows that some people are festering pustules of filth. It’s the morons who think this douche bag would make a good president that make me fear for the future of humanity.

Sean Penn has a new, extremely young girlfriend

You are more likely to have a c-section if you induce.

Ew to elementary.

I got a hyena and laughed about for an hour so it might be accurate.

Which makes it weirder that they wouldn’t just transpose it down a tone or so. Cult of the High Note strikes again. So many people believe that being able to sing really high makes you a “better” singer.

Buying it! Said in a Gene Belcher voice....

It’s also so weird that men think racking up double dick digits over the years will make your labia flappy, but having a lot of sex with just one person will not.

I can’t take it. It didn’t matter what the outcome was, the right was always going to find a way to vilify her. She’s a crook, right? She’s just SO GOOD she’s never been indicted or jailed for anything.

Clashing colors?! No. Magenta and turquoise live together in harmony, you craprabbit! Learn to use a color wheel.