Here’s the deal: By the time you are ready to give birth you have a ton of energy and are ready to deal with whatever. Not sure if you ever heard of the phenomenon of really pregnant women suddenly getting a burst of energy a few days before delivering. There’s a reason....endorphines. The body just knows it’s time to…

Same. To this day it still pisses me off though that I didn’t stand up for myself more and say “Hey asshole, I feel every single thing you are doing”. Instead, I just believed the doctor that I was sufficiently numbed and let him do his job. What kind of shithead tells a patient she isn’t feeling pain when she tells…

Raise your hand if you’ve taken your 5-year old son into the ladies room with you and no one has batted an eye?

Ummm, she’s in classical heaven. SHOSTAKOVICH ALL FARKING DAY. And Mahler at night. BAM.

The minuet is due for a comeback.