Hot tip. On it. 

But I couldn’t eat a whole one…

Young Michael Palin could get it.

I don’t think that’s a clue itself when we’re talking about a show about witches who might be literally sexual for Pan.

Seconded.

Their continued friendship gives me life. There’s a photo him where she forced him to go to goat yoga that’s just precious.

I liked her and then I read her book and I was like “Good lord this lady.” it was just boring and she seemed so pleased with herself and I started disliking her then. 

I saw Kate Beckinsale on the Graham Norton show and she was hysterical. She loves dressing up in two person costumes and was so nonchalant about it. Following her on Instagram was one of my better decisions. She posted a video of her ex, Michael Sheen, putting on one of the costumes and I still go back to it whenever I…

goddammit I remember when the only Palin we cared about was Michael, who is a delightful person and not a colossal jackass AT ALL

I highly recommend that everyone go follow Kate Beckinsale on IG. She is a delight. 

Matthew shut up.

The whole state of Missouri can go fuck themselves.

Who doesn’t try to make 69 gesture in a picture with their in-laws?

Since this is already out of the greys:

Shitty laws, selectively enforced, I’d wager.

“Excuse me, I think this voting machine is broken?”

Fuck off with that.

The ACLU link Monique posted lists several other towns with pretty much the same heartless, garbage law.

All these shithead Internet Tough Feminists, grey and otherwise, telling us how they’d never let themselves get in this situation.

...calling 911 to report domestic violence more than two times in a 180-day period a “nuisance.”