Another fashion industry insider here.

not gonna lie, I like all the tory burch oversized sunglasses and a lot of the more basic accessories they put out that have more subtle branding. 

Excuse me for killing the joy, but this piece struck me as unnecessarily harsh and misogynist. Are we really going to generalise that everyone who wears Tory Burch is a horrible, selfish woman with no taste? I am really disappointed that the crossover resulted in the publication of another pointless piece that sees a…

shows how much you know.  pachysandra really never needs to be cut back

Yeah yeah I fucking hate TB too. But can we end it with calling women “moms”? It is so fucking dehumanizing. What difference does it make if the woman being described as driving the Tahoe she can’t park has had pushed children out of her vagina or not? The point is that she has awful taste in cars and clothes and…

I’m wearing Tory Burch glasses right now and I'm not sorry. 

Ah see she wasn’t popular at my school (HS 2000-2004). It was Tiffany’s bracelets / necklaces and Abercrombie, Tommy Hilfiger, Express and Buckle.

Michael Kors purse, with the door knocker logo!

Blair Waldorf shit on a pair of TB flats in the first episode of Gossip Girl, so is it still relevant to hate on them? There has to be many more deserving brands of disdain that are more topical??

I mean, where does one even *start* with this?

I thought that was coach purses?

Not sure that anyone who would wear this shirt should be writing articles that are concerned with fashion....

I’m not related to Robert the Bruce, but my family did support him when some Danes tried to invade Scotland.  For that, he made us nobility.  So, do I swear fealty to you guys now, or.....

Eugenie’s wedding is coming up next month. I am ALL ABOUT Fergie as the Mother of the Bride. This is Her Moment. And Phillip will be there and have to tolerate her. It’s going to be fabulous.

Gee whiz, Drew, Jezebel isn’t exactly a Tory Burch crowd.

I somehow feel like appreciation for JLC will rise in the wake of Carrie Fisher’s passing. She slots into the role of no-nonsense Hollywood royalty fantasy auntie quite nicely.  

Me too! I’m going to start calling you Whiskeyprayer, Twice Removed.

Andrew is DISGUSTING. He’s best buddies with pedophile and child trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Andrew is trash. Fergie is trash, if slightly more endearing. Andrew can fucking rot in hell with his vile mate, whom he defended after knowing about his crimes. 

Thoughts and whiskeyprayers.

Conspiracy, Sammy and Tommy are paid by the Royals to make them seem likeable by comparison.