Similar to a cop, there’s never a gator around when you need them!

I’m quite certain swamp gators have access to far superior genitals on the reg.

Between using her paper tickets as blinders/eye compresses, Garner confessed to the camera that she found the whole experience mortifying.

Vivica A. Fox would like Cardi Band Nicki Minaj to stop getting so much attention. 

Jimi was fairly lightskinteded himself. He just happens to be the true to life version of the Manic Pixie Lightskint upon which all fictional versions are based.

Kimberly Elise is the gold standard of suffering.

I was gonna be mad if this article didn’t include Shemar Moore.

Side note: Has Kimberly Elise ever been allowed to just live her life in movies? I can’t think of one where she didn’t suffer some tragedy.

She never lost that groove neither.

I dunno what you’re saying. I’m just here for the Angela Bassett.

I remember reading someone’s Deep Thought that if Michelle Williams hadn’t cut her hair then their relationship would have survived and Heath Ledger would never have overdosed. I can’t remember where that came from, probably some stupid comment or tweet, but the fact that some people will grasp the tiniest of straws…

The perception that women are supposed to be their male partner’s therapist and emotional support, to the detriment of their own well-being, is pervasive. It’s why, more often than not, you see a lot of tv and film with the psychologist characters played by women - and they often deal with fairly trash men (or worse…

I mean, I read it as that being what she ate one day during Fashion Week, aka the craziest time of year for the editor of a fashion mag. The wine was probably served at runway show parties. It might not be necessarily be indicative of her actual diet.

That's the problem with unique names. It's cute when they're 4 but what happens when she's 50?

A lovely post from Dolly Parton:

My mom once had renters downstairs who were lovers. I told her that we had seen them the night before in Boys Town with a very young, very drunk, kid who looked to be about 16. Fast forward to the discussion about gay sex. She was like NO WAY.  THAT WILL HURT. YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR! But she loved those two guys - they…

From afar it looks like all of Jonah Hill’s tattoos have something to do with clowns? I’m not gonna look too closely; I’m just going to assume that they are all Insane Clown Posse related and he’s a Juggalo.

I once had to explain to my mom what a blow job is.  You never get to an age that isn’t awkward.

To quote my aunt, ‘He took his last mustache ride to heaven.’

Is it wrong that I am unreasonably annoyed that a grown-ass adult woman is named “Cazzie”? It is? Too damn bad.

In America, first you get the Pottery Barn gift cards, then you get the power, and then you get the women.