I have to admit that on some level, The Windsors is about 98% believable to me and I have to really work hard to separate the portrayal of the characters from their real-life counterparts in my head.

Apparently the Queen also genuinely likes and trusts Sophie, so I assume Sophie must be quality goods and she is probably a rational and moderating influence on her husband.

In his defence, which is never something I thought I would consider, if I were a career politician confronted with a shoe-thrower, I wouldn’t take it that seriously unless my security team were tackling me to the ground.

Lest we forget.

I am SCREAMING at the hat and tinted sunglasses collection.

No one wants you dead, I swear.

The almost mandatory IG-worthy (face) beat has a lot to answer for.

(Also his perennial Rihanna thirst is unseemly.)

Jawbreaker? Fern “Like, hold the mayo” Mayo? All sane people root for Courtney and Foxy Marcie anyway.

I loved that they made him take the mat the goats shit on.

Also follow her daughter Lily for a similar kind of humour, but with 100% more jokes about Michael Sheen in Twilight.

Being a joke doesn’t excuse anything.

I did see the crossover - which I made reference to in my post - but that doesn’t mean that the whole tone of this piece isn’t overly harsh.

Um, excuse you, you forgot my (our?) fave Princess Michael.

Nicely played, my dude.

I read it as 30 min and that’s even weirder. Maybe he plays that old school Windows 95 simulator?

The newspaper this piece of shit draws for panders to the lowest of the low, with race-baiting and clime change denial articles as standard. Ever since J school, I have referred to it as the Herald Scum and chose continued unemployment during the Recession rather than work for them.

Excuse me for killing the joy, but this piece struck me as unnecessarily harsh and misogynist. Are we really going to generalise that everyone who wears Tory Burch is a horrible, selfish woman with no taste? I am really disappointed that the crossover resulted in the publication of another pointless piece that sees a…

If only someone had taken the opportunity to pull out the giant plug and drain the swamp right then and there!

Your whole anecdote proves it’s different for girls.