Remember when we thought 2016 was the worst? I’m trying to avoid thinking about how shitty 2017 was, I don’t want 2018 to pull a “hold my beer.” (Because that’s definitely how it works.)

All of my favorite fabrics are upholstery or outdoor anyway. Not exactly comfortable but beautiful to look at.

Today I wore a super soft pullover sweater. Over that I wore a knee length chenille cardigan. In my defense it was between -10 - -40 degrees the last two days here. But I’ve recently embraced comfort as something very important in my fashion choices. I’ve balanced it out with a sort of edgy haircut and I’m very…

SMALL CLAMS COURT

Adding “-slut” to your brand name is not edgy anymore.

LOL. cry moar n00b

I drive a Tesla, and I have experienced so many racists moments with strangers. I have been asked the following:

I like the coat color but the hat could have been a more flattering shade.

Tis the season for white people to be white peopling.

So my Christmas gift continues to be watching the Mail try not to be racist like they oh so desperately want to be about Meghan.

Your mother has fabulous taste.

Congrats to the Kardashian tribe on their first Gap commercial.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Forensic files is so good! Also, Bill Curtis has a good narration voice too. His A&E stuff are must watch/fall asleep to!

Reminder to me: don’t read Monique’s sex posts in public.

“Wow, I wish I could be as carefree as you about dental care. Must be liberating.”

LMAO cause she really does need some JBCO around them edges. Them edges thinner than the line between love and hate, and that’s a thin fucking line.

There’s a reason why Princess Michael is effectively regarded as non-existing by both the Family and the Press. Hell most British people probably had no idea she even existed at all regardless (I’d only heard of her as a routine punchline on Have I Got News For You).

So she’s wearing a bedazzled little bitty black man on her lapel? Dang.

“I even pretended years ago to be an African, a half-caste African”