Would love to see an article on comments of the year.
My favorite:
I suggest a Real Housewives cross over vacation edition, where there are six houses and a fan favorite wild card addition that spend 1 week in Monaco. Ladies of London and Melbourne are also included.
I can’t imagine literally growing up with Jezebel. Are we still going to be doing this when we are legitimately old?
That’s Saskatchewan.
10 years ago I was metaphorically thirteen-years-old.
He hadn’t been born yet.
Best way to have improved this entire article would be to make the following amendment to a section title:
Where’s the Finger??
Vegan mayonnaise
He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.
“no, it’s fine. a lot of people have work done - my aunt, my sister, my cousin. it’s just usually they wanted to look more mature and sexy, but i get this for you. it really matches your whole ‘american girl doll come to life’ fashion choices, too.”
“couldn’t they give you like, a better chin? I mean I can still see your brothers faces when I look at you.”
“have you considered having some work done? ...oh, you have? and this is the result? okay... cool.”
What about literally roasting her?
Just want to say you really want to avoid the slow clap. It’s known to be antibiotic resistant.
Seconded. Straight male here, in standard doggy-style position, I am basically staring at your butthole the whole time. And enjoying it.
In the dark, maybe? That’s the only way how. And then the danger is he might miss and shove it in the butt unannounced.